- [a cop is writing her a ticket]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I've been admiring your bike.
- Motorcycle Cop: Oh, you interested in motorcycles?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: No, I just like big things between my legs.
- Charlie Driggs: Look, if you don't turn around and take me back, you're gonna make me do something that I don't wanna do.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [grins] I can hardly wait, Charlie.
- Charlie Driggs: What are you doing?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I'm setting you free.
- Charlie Driggs: Maybe I don't want to be free.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Maybe you're not.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [shouting at Charlie] I get involved with a married man who isn't even married!
- Charlie Driggs: You were right. I'm a rebel. I am! I just channelled my rebellion into the mainstream.
- Irene: I'm Irene; I don't believe in name tags.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh. Hi. Ah...
- [points at his name tag]
- Charlie Driggs: Charlie. I never had many concrete convictions about 'em one way or another.
- Nelson: You really oughta see someone about that nose.
- Charlie Driggs: Broken nose ain't gonna kill ya, Nelson.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Charlie, help!
- [Ray trips Audrey]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Charlie!
- Ray Sinclair: Didn't I tell you to stay? Haven't you hurt me enough already? Look what you're doing to me! Get in there! Why are you doing this to me? Shut up!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: I hate you!
- Ray Sinclair: [Screaming] I HATE YOU TOO!
- Charlie Driggs: Lulu!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Charlie!
- Charlie Driggs: I may look straight, but deep down, I got what it takes.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Do you?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Let me guess. Sometimes you don't pay for your lunch. Or maybe you steal the occasional candy bar or newspaper. You're a closet rebel.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Ch-Ch-Charlie.
- [pulls out handcuffs]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: You game?
- Charlie Driggs: You're a funny girl.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: What are you gonna do now you've seen how the other half lives?
- Charlie Driggs: The other half?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: The other half of you.
- [Ray tosses Charlie around]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Ray, stop it! You'll kill him!
- Ray Sinclair: I'm just warming up.
- [Throws Charlie into the bathroom]
- Ray Sinclair: Get out of the way!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [Ray pushes Audrey to the wall] Ow!
- Ray Sinclair: I'm glad to see you finally made it to the suburbs, BITCH!
- Ray Sinclair: Look at you. You look like a goddamn TV show. Just like he does.
- [mockingly sings]
- Ray Sinclair: Da-da-daa, da-da-dit dit-daa.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Are you afraid of me, Charlie?
- Charlie Driggs: I'm not afraid of you.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Let me see 'em.
- Charlie Driggs: All right, if you want to.
- Charlie Driggs: What are you doing? You're crazy. You're crazy. You really know that? Oh, God! I gotta go to work. I got - I got meetings. I got a million phone calls.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, relax, Charlie. Come on. Take the afternoon off. *You* deserve it. Really.
- Charlie Driggs: I - I can't just take the afternoon off. What, are you n - nuts? All right, look, let's a, let's a, I tell you what, you turn around when we get out of the tunnel. Let's just go back. This isn't funny.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Want a drink?
- Charlie Driggs: Let's just - no! Don't! God, don't drink! Please, this is dangerous. This is dangerous. Don't do that. God, don't.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Oo-oo-oo-oo.
- [takes another drink]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Hi. I need four pints of some Scotch, please. Hey, babe, you work here or what?
- Charlie Driggs: I just want you to know that l've, uh, I've never done anything like this before.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Don't worry, Charlie. I have.
- Charlie Driggs: Where are you going?
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Pennsylvania, back to where l grew up.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, really? lt's hard to imagine you growing up.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: What, you think l was born like this?
- Charlie Driggs, Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: [singing] Wild thing! You make my heart sing, You make everything, Groovy, Wild thing! Wild thing, I think I love you, But, I want to know for sure
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Come on, hold me *tight*...
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Five twenty. Five forty. Five sixty. Five eighty. Six hundred.
- Used Car Guy: Okay. Now, l need to see some valid identification and something showing you do have insurance.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Can you take my word for it?
- Used Car Guy: No, l'm sorry. I'm afraid not.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Okay.
- [pulls out a hundred dollar bill]
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: How about Mr Franklin's?
- Used Car Guy: Now we're talking.
- The Willies: [singing] l thought love was only true in fairy tales, Meant for someone else and not for me, Love was out to get me, That's the way it seemed, Disappointments haunted all my dreams, Then l saw her face, Now l'm a believer...
- Charlie Driggs: Lulu, look, uh, God, you're a great girl. You got a few problems, but you're a great girl. And you're loaded with potential. But you're just too much for me. I can't handle this.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Ladies, what do you think?
- Charlie Driggs: No.
- Junk Store Gal: Very nice.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, God!
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Let me ask you this, if you were my mother and l brought this guy home as my husband - what would you think?
- Junk Store Gal: Very nice. But - l'd get rid of those handcuffs, if l were you.
- Ray Sinclair: l'll drive, Charlie! Hey, Charlie.
- Charlie Driggs: Yeah?
- Ray Sinclair: How do you like this baby?
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, God, it's a beauty, Ray.
- Ray Sinclair: Yeah. They don't make 'em like this any more.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, boy, this baby travels.
- Ray Sinclair: What do you drive?
- Charlie Driggs: I, uh, a Ford station wagon.
- Kevin Stroup: [singing] Fame, what you get is no tomorrow, Fame, what you need you have to borrow, Fame...
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Look, tomorrow you're gonna wake up, you're still gonna be Charlie Driggs, you know. And this'll all be over and done with. So why don't we enjoy it while we can. And then tomorrow, no more Lulu.
- Ray Sinclair: Audrey was a little wild in high school.
- Charlie Driggs: Oh, well, yes, l can believe that!
- Charlie Driggs: I guess I still wear the ring around because l hate to admit that my family fell apart. I told you l was married to protect myself. And then l was afraid that if l said, "Guess what, I'm not really married," you'd take off.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: You're right, asshole! I would've.
- Charlie Driggs: Well, you were lying a blue streak to me too.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: Exactly.
- Tracy: Did your sister really run off with a Bible salesman?
- Ray Sinclair: I swear to God! The religious types are the worst kind.
- Ray Sinclair: Come on, Charlie, you gotta admit she looks like she could fuck you right in half. I mean, just *fuck* you to pieces.
- Ray Sinclair: [to Charlie] Fuck you.
- Audrey 'Lulu' Hankel: He's got you, Ray.
- Ray Sinclair: Fuck you too, Lulu.
- Dottie: [rapping] You go your way and l'll go mine, As long as you just make it fine, Come rain or shine, some drinkin' wine, Some even dressed like Frankenstein, Move up your waist, your bodyline, But just you do it right on time, Wild thing, oh-oh! It is a wild thing, It is a wild thing, Come on, shake it...
- The Girl in 3F: l think the landlord is screwing me.
- Charlie Driggs: Yeah, well, it wouldn't surprise me.
- Peggy Dillman: [watching Charlie drive off with Ray, Irene, and Lulu] He's gonna get in trouble with those guys.