Behind Enemy Lines

Terrible acting and cliched characters, extremely improbable battle scenes and a war movie trope - Vietnam POWs left behind in-country - that has been done before and much better all combine for a war movie that honestly isn't worth your time. Think of all the great, good and even okay POW rescue movies...and this is right at the bottom of the barrel.

David Carradine as Colonel James "Everybody Goes Home" Cooper is mailing it in. I mean, look up the definition in the dictionary and you see a photo of DC in this movie. He's so wooden you could chop him up for firewood and have one that burns all night. When he is acting, it's Cliche Central, or those long constipated stares that are meant to be threatening - I assume - to his Vietnamese enemies. His gun never runs out of bullets and no matter how many bad guys there are out there, he's impervious to them all. And don't even get me started on the America flag scene during the finale.

I never thought I'd see the day when a film came out that makes Chuck's "Braddock" series look like Oscar winners, but here we are.

Watch "Missing in Action" instead. Much better.

Silly cash-grab by Cannon Films to milk their success with Chuck Norris' Vietnam action flick MISSING IN ACTION. Set in the waning days of the Vietnam War, David Carradine plays a Colonel tasked with rescuing a group of P. O. W.s being held at a secret camp. The rescue does not go as planned, and the team finds themselves prisoners, now needing to escape. The great Mako plays the evil commanding officer of the P. O. W. Camp, who goes head-to-head with Carradine. It's all very dumb and is hardly Colonel Nicholson and Saito from THE BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI, but it's breezy and has pretty much non-stop action and explosions once it gets going. P. O. W. THE ESCAPE is not a serious film and nothing to go out of your way to see unless you're a fan of cheesy Cannon Films of this ilk (i.e. AMERICAN NINJA, THE DELTA FORCE, PLATOON LEDER, etc.).

David Carradine stars as Colonel James Cooper, taken prisoner during the Vietnam War. Since he is the highest ranking officer in the custody of the Vietnamese army, they intend to make an example out of him. But the camp commander, Captain Vinh (Mako), offers him a deal: Vinh wants to use the booty he's stolen from his prisoners to build a new life in America, and offers to take Cooper with him when he makes an escape. But Cooper is a strict believer in the "no man left behind" policy, and won't agree unless the other prisoners in the camp can come with him. Vinh reluctantly agrees, and so the big escape journey begins.

"P.O.W. The Escape", a.k.a. "Behind Enemy Lines", mostly foregoes politics in order to concentrate mainly on action. And, as directed by Gideon Amir, it delivers many thrills - explosions, gunfights, stunts, a major set piece on a river, you name it. It's actually pretty entertaining for what it is. It amusingly turns Carradine into a Chuck Norris / Sylvester Stallone kind of hero, the kind of guy who energetically takes on all comers while rarely sustaining much physical damage himself. Therefore, it's NOT something to really take seriously. With the Philippines once again standing in for Vietnam, there's much excellent location work, and a certain degree of atmosphere. That's not to mention the omnipresent soundtrack, which is mostly a collection of cues taken from previous Cannon Group productions.

Carradine is a true study in no-nonsense, all-business stoicism here, with strong support from a rock-solid Steve James, one of the most charismatic second bananas to ever grace cinema with his presence. There's also some delicious villainy from Mako, jovial and smiling at first, but deadly serious when he needs to be. To add to the tension, there's antagonism from a Jerk soldier named Sparks (Charles Grant), who's as self-serving a character as you're ever likely to see. Other familiar faces like Phil Brock, Tony Pierce, and Ken Metcalfe have supporting roles and bits.

"P.O.W. The Escape" will not be for viewers expecting realism or historical accuracy. It's just a straightforward little diversion that holds viewer attention for a well-paced hour and a half.

Seven out of 10.

P. O. W.: THE ESCAPE is one of those low budget American war flicks shot in the Philippines standing in for Vietnam. This one has an autopiloting David Carradine as a soldier who ends up the sole survivor when his escape helicopter is bazooked in front of him. While in prison he meets a Vietcong officer looking to move abroad and agrees to help him in return for the freedom of him and his men, but treachery awaits. There's little plot here, just a series of recycled music and low rent action sequences featuring a ton of explosions and little finesse. Carradine sleepwalks through the role but you get Mako as the baddie and Steve James in support, so it's not all bad.

I can't believe this played once in theaters. Everything is bad and especially the direction. Even Steve James, this underrated second-fiddle, can't save this. Hopeless