Hyper Sapien: People from Another Star

My title says it all. This is one of those movies that just drags on and does nothing. If it weren't for the terribly slow pacing, it might actually be a decent movie with a message. The title alone makes you think it's going to be some kind of action movie with super monkeys or something. The term 'hyper sapien' is never once brought up and there is no explanation why it should be the title of a movie.

One of the biggest issues this movie has is the overwhelming Ex Machina present throughout the entire movie. Even scenes that are supposed to be suspenseful just come off as drab and uninteresting because all anyone has to do is "read minds" or "fire a few lasers". There's no suspense at all. The aliens can read minds, see through other creature's eyes, shoot lasers, and a plethora of other things that that were used because the writers were obviously unable to come up with alternatives or reasons for "why" something was the way it was. It's as if they sat around the development meeting and said "how do they learn to ride a bike? They read your mind! How do they understand human feelings? They read your mind!" It really takes away the mystery and awe of a movie when someone can literally do anything just by reading minds, it doesn't help you connect with a character because they have nothing to solve. It would be like getting a math test with all the answers and all you have to do is fill in the blanks. For being creatures that are (literally) lightyears ahead of humans, being able to read minds would be a sure-fire way to figure out how to interact with humans so we don't just kill them all.

There is also a sever lack of explanations for anything that happens. They never actually explain WHY they have come to Earth, though one could assume reasons why, but they don't actually say. Another small thing is why does Kirby drink gasoline and eat red hot coal? Do they even have coal where they're from? Do they have gas in their ship's engines? I get he's an alien, but it's things like this that bug me when it's never explained "why". Why does Robin and Tavi's hair change color when in and out of the sun, but all the other aliens always have white hair? Were they just special? I understand a movie needs a balance when it comes to exposition and a good movie can be ruined because they will explain things that actually don't need to be, but there is literally none to be had here. You'll find that a lot through the entire movie, just random plot points and things happening that never get a reason why.

That's not to say this is a terrible movie, it's just boring. The three-legged alien, Kirby, is actually kind of fun to see. He has three legs/arms, three eyes, and like five mouths. He also shoots lasers from his eyes. It seemed like the creature department and the puppeteers were given full reign on this characters because it just seems really well done, at least by this movie's standards. There's only a few points where you can tell it's a puppet, but I think that's true for anything that is on screen like this. Most of the acting is "meh", it's not the worst I've ever seen, but it just felt like no one really cared. Cinematography is done well, there aren't any boom mics in the shots and everything seems framed nicely.

Overall, if you're bored and want to stay bored, this movie is just for you!

The film is not all that bad but it's really geared for the kids to much for me to really enjoy and not like and not as good as E.T. but it is somewhat enjoyable. If you have kids and like Sci-Fi (or your kids do) then this is an entertaining family film.

The film movie had it's moments of being okay (from adult perspective) and I'm sure if I watched this one as a kid I would have liked it. Actually I'm surprised I've never seen this one before but then again I was 14 in 1986 and this film is geared for a younger than 10 years old audience I believe.

I would recommend this movie for a family styled Sci-Fi movie night/day. I'm sure the kids would enjoy it with that 3-eyed, 3-legged monster thingy running around who's about as annoying as Jar-Jar Binks.

4/10

Three aliens–two girls who look like they've been dragged through a bush backwards and a three-eyed, three-limbed, petrol-drinking fur-ball with dubious looking facial folds and orifices—try to prove to their people that mankind is ready for extraterrestrial contact by stowing aboard a craft to Earth and taking off for the wilds of Wyoming, where they are befriended by rancher's son 'Dirt'.

Although this fairly unremarkable family friendly sci-fi adventure is predictable, saccharine sweet and extremely cheesy, its story about wide-eyed innocents exploring Earth about as twee as one could imagine, the whole thing is simply far too good-natured for me to really dislike it. The special effects are fairly impressive (with kudos going to the creators and puppeteers of three-eyed beastie Kirbi), the direction from Peter R. Hunt is more than adequate, and its potentially nauseating wholesome characters are surprisingly appealing, ageing star Keenan Wynn giving a particularly winning performance as Dirt's wise old grandfather (the actor's final performance).

N.B. Actress Rosie Marcel, who plays Hyper Sapien's gap-toothed alien moppet Tavy, currently stars as feline-faced surgeon Jacqueline "Jac" Naylor in popular BBC medical drama Holby City. She now sports much sleeker hair.

5.5 out of 10, rounded up to 6 for IMDb.

Now, I can happily say that I did NOT rent this movie. This horrible film was on a Sci-Fi channel late one night, and I laughed so hard for so long watching it!

The acting is bad. The special effects are real bad. The hair is the worst. The girls' hair changes colour every scene ("due to the Earth's sun"), it's bigger than Dolly Parton's hair on a bad hair day after she's been in the wind for 36 hours; and their father/spaceguy leader who's looking for them could very well be the newest "before" picture in a Grecian 5 commercial.

This movie is sick - there's no other way to put it. Rent it simply for a good laugh.

In this family friendly sci-fi movie an alien race, who look like humans, have set up a base on the dark side of the moon. Two alien girls stow away on a trip to Earth and decide to stay on the planet. They plan to prove to their elders that mankind is mature enough to be able to handle extra-terrestrial contact. They end up in the American mid-west and are soon in contact with some locals; meanwhile the captain of their ship pursues them.

This gentle natured yarn is difficult to entirely dislike. To give it a hard time would be akin to kicking a puppy. You would feel ashamed and always regret it. I would only be being honest if I said that it's not exactly great though. It has a Saturday late morning feeling to it, which is not a bad thing exactly but it never really goes anywhere too interesting either. The story boils down to a romantic sub-plot. You know that old chestnut - human boy meets alien girl. The characterisation is actually pretty decent which does help things a bit. While the petrol drinking, three-eyed and limbed alien pet is quite an impressive bit of special effects work all things considered. The plot-line overall never gets particularly exciting but it's charming to a certain extent.

The one thing that did amaze me a little bit though was when I was watching it I thought to myself that the little gap-toothed girl looked exactly like a child version of the ice queen surgeon from the British hospital TV drama Holby City. To my utter amazement I discovered later on that this was indeed the very same person, Rosie Marcel. It sure proves that old saying that little girls can grow up in very interesting ways