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Lucky Stiff is a nonsensically cheesy dark 80's comedy, with a beautiful young woman acting as the honeytrap for a family of incestual cannibals.

And she attempts to groom an unlucky-in-love loser to be the guest of honour at their Christmas dinner feast.

Desperate- and thinking he has hit the jackpot- he goes along with the ruse...until he meets her family...which s when things start getting especially weird.

Little does he suspect that he's the one on the menu.

While the family prepares for the upcoming festivities...he takes the oppourtunity to enjoy the company of the only other non-family member that they've allowed in their inner circle- the wife of the young woman's brother.

Together, they unwittingly start to clue in on the family's dark secret...and plan to escape...if it's not already too late.

If you can manage to tolerate the nonsensically cheesy 80's humour (like you'd find in the worst of today's popular comedies)...then you will probably enjoy this.

The main antagoness (Donna Dixon) is an actual Goddess...which leads to some confusion...

Because, the other woman (Barbara Howard...also a total babe) is on the poster- in a sexually provocative way- when her role is not in any way shape or form like that...whereas Donna Dixon's character, Cynthia, would be more fitting of being positioned in such imagery, you'd think.

Just a weird observation.

Anyways, that sort of comedy isn't really my type of comedy...but it's decent for what it is.

And that shootout at the end is a hick of a good time!

4.5 out of 10.

So let me start off by saying that I saw this movie as part of a bargain. I was really bored one fine 1997 day and so I biked over to the movie rental store. I asked the clerk what the worst movie he had in stock was. Without hesitation he walked me over to "Lucky Stiff." He told me that he'd waive the $1 rental fee (he said it would be wrong to charge more) if I promised to watch the whole movie. So watch it I did, for free...

This movie is terrible. God-Awful even. I don't need to go into plot details, read the other reviews. The jokes make no sense. The acting was terrible. I know it was supposed to be a comedy, but the stupidity of the main character was exhausting. You might try to watch it as something to laugh at, but it's so bad that it isn't even funny in that way. Avoid!

Donna Dixon as always looks sexy, Joe Alaskey is funny, Morgan Shepard and Fran Ryan look tough as the parents of Donna, Jeff Kober looks creepy and menacing and Barbara Howard looks scared, but at the same time she is as lovely as Ms Dixon. The story is about sexy Donna inviting Joe to her hometown where her parents and the rest of her family are craqzy and eat human flesh, there Joe meets Barbara who married one of Donna's many brothers and together they must fight and run for their lives if they don't want to be the main course. Rent it, you'll laugh a lot.

Mind you I seem to be in the minority but the reason i loved this movie is because it is fun and silly. Whether it was intended to be or not i am not sure. I guess it depends what you are looking for. The first time i saw this movie, i was home on the couch late night looking for something to give me a brain break. This movie fit the bill perfectly. It is the perfect mindless fluff to watch when you are not wanting to think, giggle a little and not have to follow a story line. I actually found this site because i have not been able to find a copy of this movie anywhere and only one other person that i know has even ever heard of it. So if you are looking for brainless fun with a little bit of a twist, sit back and enjoy!

Anthony Perkins' second and final film as director is this great black comedy about an over-weight loser in love played by the very funny Joe Alaskey who is, to his surprise, swooped off his feet (figuratively speaking of course) by the real-life Mrs Dan Aykroyd- Donna Dixon and invited back to her familys ranch for Christmas dinner. To his horror, Joe soon finds out that the family are cannibals and that he is to be their Christmas dinner! "I'm not the guest, I'm the buffet!" This is a funny film with some great wacky characters most notably Jeff Kober as the demented Ike and twins Philip Arthur Ross and Steven Robert Ross (the latter thinks he has commited suicide and is now a poltergeist). Lucky Stiff would be ideal viewing on Christmas day with some mulled wine after good turkey dinner.