Animales racionales

Things must go a lot quicker at a movie shoot when there's absolutely no dialog to remember or forget. This is certainly the case here. Movie starts with a number of nuclear explosions (stock footage from different eras) Then 3 people apparently have survived unscathed. The rest? Well the previous reviewer pretty much sums it up. The actress (Carole Kirkham) who never appeared in any other movie apparently, spent most of the movie running around half naked, which exited the men and the canine. The best performance was probably turned in by the canine as he managed to "take her" in the missionary position!!

Having never heard of this film as it was released over forty years ago and seems to be a rather smaller scale independent foreign Spanish film. Had little expectation and with an open mind, the film is definitely a mix of several things which in general turns out to be quite bizarre yet intriguing.

There is a lot more nudity and skin than expected but given the premise, it isn't too far fetched. Also for some strange reason there is no dialogue spoken in the film which was entirely confusing. We see the characters making sounds with their voices and are able to laugh yet for some reason they cannot speak. This was never addressed as to why they don't speak which took away slightly from the film but it ensured us to pay closer attention.

Such as in the beginning when we see these three characters wake up in an island, we don't know who is who or their names. Yet around 10:40 the blond male pulls out a wallet and sees photos of him and the blond woman with a quick subtitle reading "to my dear brother". This is how we find out the woman and that male are siblings. They are also dressed similarly as if they are attending a party together. It's also assumed the other older man was in another photograph with them, that they all knew each other. As we assumed they had lost their memory.

Then about 30 minutes later we see these character walking in an abandoned house and the brother finds a dog. The dog becomes part of the story and is one of the highlights. While the woman is the clear standout.

Considering no dialogue lines are spoken, these actors are very amateur as both haven't had many previous work. The older man had more work.

There are some quite graphic animal violence further in the film such as them killing these animals (nothing explicit shown on screen) for food.

The very ending is quite predictable and we wonder as to why the brother didn't do it much earlier on as he had many chances. We knew the older man wasn't going to last.

Overall this is quite a bizarre film blended with different genre mixes. Somewhat frustrating how they don't speak but it's perhaps for the audience to pay closer attention to detail. Something seems to be happening at all times which ensures intrigue.

You like weird movies? If you do, you must search this complete oddity out!

It involves 2 men, a woman and Larry the dog. The men have their turns and begin to fight over who is going to be the dominant male of the group. Only problem is "Woman" has picked someone else!?!? :)

This is not your conventional sci-fi. It plays with a very odd soundtrack and has no speech what so ever! What you do get is a lot of grunting, groaning and barking!!!

My answer to the above question is: not necessarily. Before watching this movie, I had already seen any number of movies that contained nudity, sex, violence, blood and gore. The way this movie combines all of these elements may well be something many people haven't seen before. The biggest mistake here is in the casting. We have three characters. One woman and two men. Why not two women and one man? Why not three women and no men?! The situation is somewhat interesting. Three people who are the only survivors of a nuclear explosion. However, the story could have been done in a much more interesting and tasteful way. I never have a problem with nudity. Nudity, however, is much more appealing when it is not mixed in with rape, incest, and bestiality. The actress ( Carole Kirkham) is a beauty. Delightful to watch, with or without clothes. The movie undermines her beauty, by surrounding her with so much violence and vulgarity. I would like to see Carole (with or without clothes) in a different movie.

I hope the 1-star rating doesn't convey hostility. Animales Racionales is like Plan 9, or The Room, insofar as it is a film that is fascinatingly, hilariously awful. It is mindbogglingly, jaw-droppingly terrible. It is a real talking piece, despite having no dialogue except for inarticulate yelping, yawping, hollering and guffawing. And barking - let's not forget the dog.

A portrait of what life was like on the Canary Islands before the tourists came? Well, not quite. A portrait of what the tourists might secretly be hoping for upon arrival on Lanzarote? Maybe yes.

The world is ravaged by nuclear meltdown. Three people, remarkably well dressed and tidy, survive. Or they just sort of turn up, unmarked, unscarred, dressed for a party. They don't seem to have any language. Brother and sister, the blondes, and the other guy. They roam around and try to scavenge. They eventually find a fruitful zone - it's all a bit Garden of Eden, Adam and Eve-y - and the dog, and an ocean to swim in. And they have sex, all three of them. And plenty of it. And it is even strongly implied that the dog mounts the woman as well. By the sounds of things, the dog is the best lover of the three.

No conversation. No dialogue except for various cackles and shrieks, and an impossibly busy, strident, overcooked orchestral soundtrack. Where in heavens name does all that music come from? I mean, this movie is basically no budget, not low budget. It's hard to believe there was even a script.

Now for the kicker. This really takes the boot. 1 hour 37 minutes. 97 minutes of the writer/director's fantasy of a new Eden after apocalypse. Not an entirely peaceful, conflict-free Eden, to be fair; the dog is in no mood to share after getting its turn on the blonde. And what of her opinion? Lots of lascivious, mischievous looks, and cackling. But seriously. 97 minutes! How can this film last so long with so little happening?

Give it some credit though. Despite having overblown symphonic music that doesn't fit the primitive world being shown, despite having no script, despite having sexual couplings that are too bizarre to be sexy, Animales Racionales is still a better and more entertaining movie than, say, Jeanne Dielman (1975), the purported, according to Sight & Sound magazine (2022), Best Movie Ever Made. I guess this bizarre post-Apocalyptic love-in is meant to be a makeout-movie (IMDB calls it a grindhouse). In which case, find yourself a second pair of lips and get stuck in. The movie can play in the background.

10/10 for sheer inexplicable daftheadedness.