- [first lines]
- Paulo: A strange phenomenon occured at the Congress. In the middle of house session, a unbereable stench started to spread under the house speaker's desk. Workers dug a hole at the center of the parliament and they discovered that it was a report mass at Brasilia's center. Some journalists at the scene affirmed that that was the end of the Brazilian miracle. However, Mr. Serginho, the chief cleaner has declared: "Finally the great national shitty has come".
- [a famous sound from Globo network plays after his sentence]
- Paulo: Unfortunately, congressman Alberto Chalub from São Paulo's MDB fell into the hole. He died on the spot. At the funeral the attendees were liberal ministers, family mothers and VCR indians. The pictoresque note was supplied by Neide, famous gay... congressman
- [a fly keeps interrupting him]
- Paulo: famous gay... congressman... who sang next to the graveyard "Babaloo" much to the condolence of the Arena party members atendees.
- [kills the fly]
- Paulo: Meanwhile in New Iguaçu...
- [an off-the-air TV screen appears]