- Blue Lewis: [reading a story] Her huge melons glistened in the moonlight, she smiled, taunting him- then slowly, ever so slowly she began to undo... underher...
- Stinky: Undulate?
- Blue Lewis: Undulate...
- Stinky: Undulate what? Her hips?
- Blue Lewis: Yes, yes, her hips.
- Stinky: Go ahead! Go ahead!
- Blue Lewis: As her breasts moved towards him bubbling in the night air, he couldn't help but notice how she had grown from that small child from whom he had once babysat.
- [shakes his head]
- Blue Lewis: He reached out...
- Stinky: Go ahead! Go ahead!
- Blue Lewis: [swallowing] ... and gently touched her large brown, ore... OH!... A-U-R-E-O-L-E-S.
- Stinky: Aureoles? Oh, you're killin' the story! Her large brown aureoles?
- Blue Lewis: Uh what? He touched her cookies?
- Roary: Hey Jerry
- Jerry Maxwell: Hey Roary
- Jerry Maxwell: Hey great news, tomorrow night's the night, I'll play pro ball.
- Roary: Yeah, well, I don't think that tomorrow nights' a good night for me, Jerry. I don't think that I can get a mascot uniform in time.
- Jerry Maxwell: [chuckling] What?
- Roary: A mascot uniform, you know for your dog. I'm your best friend, aren't I Jerr. Isn't man's best friend his dog? Isn't that what I am?
- Jerry Maxwell: Hey! What's going on?
- Roary: I am your dog, Jerr. You know, your little companion? Trails along, follows you wherever you go. Your dog.
- Jerry Maxwell: Is this a joke? Come on Roary, what the hell are you talking about?
- Roary: I'm talking about friendship, Jerry. Of course, you are not too good on that, are you? Only when it's good for you. But you know what you are? You know what you are, Jerr, you a thankless shithead. And I had it over my head, and I am choking all of the shit that you dumped on me, and no more, no more.
- Jerry Maxwell: Look Roary if you are talking about Louise...
- Roary: I am not talking about Louise, don't mention her name, you don't talk. Yet, I am feeling good, I'm mad. You know, I think I maybe should be grateful for all the shit that you dumped on me. All of life I felt like I was dumped on. It is the first time that I feel like I am fighting back. The first time that I feel I am doing something right, Jerr. THANK YOU, JERRY MAXWELL Thank you, thank you. thank you. You wanna hear something funny? I couldn't even kill myself, huh, what a joke. I jump off the 10th floor of a building,
- [sighs]
- Roary: I can't even die.
- [Groans]
- Roary: A joke suicide. Like a cartoon. I fell on a fuckin Pontiac, for Christ sake.
- Jerry Maxwell: Roary please, I never knew
- Roary: Stay where you are, stay where you are. You know, you never even asked me why I tried to kill myself, Jerr. Nobody. Nobody asked me why? Well, I am going to tell you. Nothing like the girl I loved being stolen by my best friend, nothing that romantic. Nothing that dramatic, Jerry. It was just because of nothing. I just felt like nothing. You wouldn't understand that, would you Jerr? You've always had people like me tell you were something. But I am not nothing Jerry. I am something. I am big, Jerr. I am big. BIG! I am big. Bigger than you!
- [Pointing finger at Jerry]
- Roary: but, that's not hard to be, that's not hard to be. That's not hard to be, Jerr.
- [Walks off the basketball court]
- Roary: Hey, about the guys, you don't have to by Max's anymore Jerry. We don't need your kind of cripple there. Have a good game, Jerr, have a good game.
- [Grunts]
- Roary: my heinie!
- [Chuckling]