R.S.V.P.

A very funny and sexy film. It really is worth owning Linda Weismeier is just a goddess. She is so hot. Too bad she can't act, because she sure was a hottie. The chinese guy is hilarious, and makes the movie definately worth watching. "He's going to get $97.50 to help him pull it off." Hysterical!!

This movie was made a half-decade too late; it would have been perfect before movies like 'Porky's' and 'Zapped' raised the bar... I was watching for Veronica Hart, back in her redhead days, and she still comes off as the smartest, most capable actress in the room. Alas, the film's an hour-and-a-half of naughty one-liners that would be perfect if Reader's Digest ever had an adult-rated "Laughter is the Best Medicine". In fact, the best way to describe the movie is to imagine the cast of "Boogie Nights" attempting to make a mainstream movie (as in no hardcore). That's about as good and as bad as it gets. It attempts to bring a sense of burlesque back to motion pictures, but with nothing that really pulls the audience in. The jokes wouldn't past muster on a Fox sitcom, the plot's thin as a thong, and the performances are community theater level. You could argue that the film has some historical value, but RSVP is really only for hardcore fans (so to speak)... 2/10

I found this movie as a bonus feature on the DVD of "Preppies" (German release). The quality was pretty crappy but still watchable. And I was surprised that this movie is way funnier than the other movie!

The film starts with a crime scene at a pool, but as soon as we change the location to a courtroom (kinda) and a bunch of party people starting to explain what happened. And from here on (as a flashback) it is just a big party of Hollywood producers and we get from one funny scene to another.

And there are a lot of beautiful women, who all get undressed one way or the other. Besides a lot of boobs we also get a few full frontal nudity shots. Nothing goes really hardcore here, but it could bother some people. Just keep in mind, that this is a Playboy Channel production, so this could be expected.

I had a really fun time with this, the jokes are really good and I was laughing a lot. The image quality wasn't the best, I think they just used an old VHS rip. The complete movie was dubbed in German and it was good translation (although a few jokes were not working with the German language... for example the name of one character is Bill and the Chinese food delivery boy wanted the bill to be paid - and that made for some really damn funny mix-ups, but in German the word for "bill" is completely different).

Another thing that might bother some people is, that all female characters seem to be pretty stupid. And I mean reeeally stupid. Back in the day it might have been funny, but this is outdated. If you turn your brains off (like I did), this is still laughable. But keep in mind, this is an old fashioned sex comedy.