- Short Round: Wow! Holy Smoke! Crash landing!
- Indiana Jones: Short Round, step on it.
- Short Round: Okey dokey, Dr. Jones.
- [turns his cap around]
- Short Round: Hold on to your potatoes!
- Willie: For crying out loud, there's a *kid* driving the car!
- Willie: You're gonna get killed chasing after your damn fortune and glory!
- Indiana Jones: Maybe. But not today.
- Indiana Jones: Wear your jewels to bed Princess?
- Willie: Yeah... and nothing else. Shock you?
- Indiana Jones: Nothing shocks me. I'm a scientist.
- Indiana Jones: Willie, Willie, Willie. What kind of a name is that? Is it short for something?
- Willie: Willie is my professional name, Indiana.
- Short Round: Hey, lady! You call him Dr. Jones!
- Indiana Jones: *My* professional name.
- [cutting between Indiana and Willie's rooms]
- Indiana Jones: "Palace slave"...
- Willie: "Nocturnal activities"...
- Indiana Jones: *I'm* a conceited ape?
- Willie: "I'll tell you in the morning"...
- Indiana Jones: I can't believe this.
- Willie: He's not coming.
- Indiana Jones: She's not coming.
- [pause]
- Indiana Jones: I can't believe I'm not going.
- Short Round: Indy, I love you.
- [burns Indy with a torch]
- Short Round: Wake up, Indy! You're my best friend! Wake up, Indy!
- [as Indiana Jones drinks his martini, Lao Che's henchmen laugh as he holds up a vial]
- Willie: What's that?
- Lao Che: Antidote.
- Indiana Jones: To what?
- Lao Che: [matter-of-factly] The poison you just drank.
- [laughs aloud]
- Indiana Jones: Captain Blumburtt was just telling me something of the interesting history of the palace; the importance it played in the mutiny.
- Chattar Lal: It seems the British never forget the mutiny of 1857.
- [Captain Blumburtt laughs]
- Indiana Jones: Yes, well you know I think there were other events before the mutiny going back a century - back to the time of Clive that are more interesting.
- Chattar Lal: And what events are those Dr Jones?
- Indiana Jones: Well, if memory serves me correctly this area, this province was the centre eventuity of the Thuggee.
- Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, you know perfectly well that the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century.
- Captain Blumburtt: Yes, of course. The Thuggee was an obscenity that worshipped Kali with human sacrifices. The British Army Knights did away with them.
- Indiana Jones: Well, I suppose stories of the Thuggee die hard.
- Chattar Lal: There are no stories anymore.
- Indiana Jones: I'm not so sure. We came from a small village; peasants there told us Pankot Palace was growing powerful again because of some ancient evil.
- Chattar Lal: Village stories, Dr Jones. They're just fear and folklore; you're beginning to worry Captain Blumburtt.
- Captain Blumburtt: Not worried, Mr Prime Minister, just erm... just erm... interested.
- Indiana Jones: You know, the villagers also told us Pankot Palace had taken something.
- Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, in our country it's not usual for a guest to insult his host.
- Indiana Jones: I'm sorry. I thought we were talking about folklore.
- Captain Blumburtt: What exactly was it they say was stolen?
- Indiana Jones: A sacred rock.
- Chattar Lal: [he laughs dismissively] Hah! You see, Captain? A rock.
- Indiana Jones: Something connected - the villager's rock and the old legend of the Sankara stones.
- Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, we're all vulnerable to vicious rumour. I seem to remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber rather than an archaeologist.
- Indiana Jones: Well, the newspapers greatly exaggerated the incident.
- Chattar Lal: And wasn't it the Sultana Madagascar who threatened to cut your head off if you ever returned to his country?
- Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
- Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
- Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands... it was my
- [looks downward]
- Indiana Jones: ... misunderstanding.
- Indiana Jones: [trapped on a rope bridge] Shorty!
- [Indy shouts to Shorty in Chinese. Short Round, wide-eyed, nods and wraps a rope around his arm]
- Short Round: Hang on lady, we going for a ride!
- [Indy raises his sword, and Willie realizes]
- Willie: Oh my god! Oh my God... Oh my God... Oh my God!
- [wraps a rope around her arm]
- Willie: Is he nuts?
- Short Round: He no nuts. He's crazy!
- Indiana Jones: Mola Ram! Prepare to meet Kali... in hell!
- [starts to cut the bridge with his sword]
- Mola Ram: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! YOU FOOL!
- [the rope bridge falls apart, sending Thugs to their deaths in the crocodile-infested river below]
- Indiana Jones: [groping desperately down Willie's dress] Where's the antidote?
- Willie: Oh, listen, I just met you! Oh, I'm not that kind of girl...
- Short Round: Hey, Dr. Jones, no time for love. We've got company.
- [one of Mola Ram's guards is about to kill Short Round]
- Indiana Jones: Wait! WAIT! He's mine!
- [Indy grabs Shorty and holds him over the pit]
- Indiana Jones: I'm all right kid.
- [Indy winks at him]
- [after getting dumped into a pond]
- Willie: [crying] I was happy in Shanghai! I had a little house, and a garden! My friends were rich, we went to parties all the time in limousines! I *hate* being outside!
- [Willie angrily splashes the water]
- Willie: [gasps] I'm a singer! I could lose my voice!
- Indiana Jones: I think we'll camp here tonight.
- [Indy and Short Round are trapped in a room]
- Indiana Jones: Stop! Look, just - stand against the wall, will ya?
- [Short Round stands against the wall, springing a trap]
- Short Round: You say to stand against the wall! I listen to what you say! Not my fault! Not my fault!
- [Indy threatens to drop the Sankara stones into the gorge]
- Indiana Jones: You want the stones, let 'em go!
- [the Thuggees stop, uncertain. Willie smirks at Mola Ram]
- Indiana Jones: Let 'em go!
- Mola Ram: [laughs] Drop them, Dr. Jones! They will be found! You won't!
- Willie: Why, you conceited ape. I'm not that easy.
- Indiana Jones: I'm not that easy either. The trouble with you is, Willie, you're too used to getting your own way.
- Willie: And you're just too proud to admit that you're crazy about me, Dr Jones!
- Indiana Jones: If you want me, Willie, you know where you can find me.
- Willie: Five minutes. You'll be back over here in five minutes.
- Indiana Jones: I'll be asleep in five minutes.
- Willie: Five. You know it and I know it.
- [last lines]
- Indiana Jones: Anything can happen. It's a long way to Delhi.
- Willie: No, thanks. No more adventures with you, Dr. Jones.
- Indiana Jones: Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
- Willie: If you think I'm going to Delhi with you, or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again, buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before ripping your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is NOT my idea of a swell time!
- [to native]
- Willie: Excuse me, sir. I need a guide to Delhi. If you could...
- [Indy snaps his whip around Willie's waist and pulls her back]
- Willie: Oh...
- Short Round: Very funny. Very funny.
- [Indy and Willie start to kiss]
- Short Round: Uh-oh!
- Lao Che: So it's true? You've found Nurhachi?
- Indiana Jones: You know I did. Last night one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying for him.
- [Kao Kan holds his bandaged hand]
- Lao Che: You have insulted my son.
- Indiana Jones: No, you have insulted me. I spared his life.
- Willie: There are two dead people in here!
- Indiana Jones: There's gonna be two dead people in here! Hurry!
- Indiana Jones: Kali Ma protects us! We are her children! We pledge our devotion to her with an offering of flesh... and blood!
- Willie: Oh, no. Oh, no. Mister! Oh, mister, wake up, please.
- Short Round: You call him Dr. Jones, doll.
- Willie: Okay. Dr Jones. Dr. Jones. Oh, wake up, please.
- Indiana Jones: Are we there already? Good.
- Willie: No. No one's flying the plane! They've all gone. You know how to fly, don't you?
- Indiana Jones: [sheepishly] No. Do you? How hard can it be?
- Willie: Ooh, what big birds!
- Indiana Jones: Those aren't big birds, sweetheart! They're giant vampire bats!
- Mola Ram: [to Indiana who is cornered on a rope bridge] You are in a position unsuitable to give orders.
- Indiana Jones: We're in trouble!
- Willie: Trouble? What kind of trouble?
- Indiana Jones: It's a long story. Better hurry up or you won't get to hear it.
- Indiana Jones: [after the palace dinner] I've got something for you.
- Willie: There's nothing you have that I could possibly want.
- Indiana Jones: Right.
- [turns is back on Willie, takes a bite from an apple, Willie runs over and begins to devour the fruit]
- Willie: Oh! Mmm! Mmm! Oh, you're a very nice man. Maybe you could be my palace slave.
- [repeatedly, as Mola Ram is trying to get the stones in Indiana's bag]
- Indiana Jones: You betrayed Shiva!
- Indiana Jones: [after Willie loses Indy's gun] Where's my gun? WHERE'S MY GUN?
- Willie: I burned by fingers and I cracked a nail!
- Indiana Jones: Short Round! Quit fooling around with that kid! Get down in the cart now!
- Short Round: Okey-dokey, Indy!
- Little Maharaja: [to Shorty] Please listen. To get out you must take the left tunnel.
- Short Round: Thank you.
- Chattar Lal: Dr Jones, wasn't it the Sultan of Madagascar who threatened to cut off your head if you ever returned to his country?
- Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my head.
- Chattar Lal: Then your hands, perhaps?
- Indiana Jones: No, it wasn't my hands. It was my...
- [looks down at his groin]
- Indiana Jones: My misunderstanding.
- Shaman of Maypore: Now you see the power of the rock you bring back.
- Indiana Jones: Yes. I understand its power now.
- Willie: [being lowered over a sacrificial pit] I'm not going to have anything nice to say about this place when I get back!
- Indiana Jones: Stay behind me, Short Round. Step where I step, and don't touch anything.
- [curious, Short Round touches a lamp. A door falls open, with two dessicated mummies falling out. Short Round yells and backpedals]
- Short Round: I step where you step! I touch nothing!