- Jake Livingston: You don't want the class to know, you want to be the only one with the answer! You want us to think you're the coolest, hippest... if you're that great, why are you trying so hard to impress us?
- Sam: It takes a lot to open your own restaurant, you gotta have capitol, money/
- Brian Livingston: Not if you open a sushi bar. All you need is some raw fish and a knife.
- Lee: Where are the cookies? I must have the cookies!
- Jake Livingston: [notices Sam on the couch] Hey guys, let's get out of here, ok?
- Lee: Now?
- Jake Livingston: Yeah. Let's go over to your house.
- Lee: All we got is Melba Toast!
- Jake Livingston: You keep telling us about the real world. But in the real world YOU'D be a grown man competing with a bunch of tenth graders!
- Mr. Rader: [a student reads his report on Rocky, but is rudely interrupted by the teacher] The assignment was major contributors to the twentieth century. Rocky's not even a real person. You know, I've been trying to figure out what your problem is. Do you believe in the Tooth Fairy too? Did you forget about Spider-Man? Spider-Man can beat up Rocky. Superman can lick'em all. Sit down, sit down!