- Sakura: The universe is truly vast. To think that someone could compete with Lum's bad taste in men.
- Elle: Love is a fragile thing. Love that is bright in the morning fades by the sunset. To keep love always fresh, and prevent spoilage, I developed this Refrigerator Of Love.
- Ten: Hey... HEY YOU. Answer when somebody talks to you. Eh, maybe it's too much to ask. Tomorrow you're going to get married to that woman, but it's more like a condemned man's last night, isn't it? Even an idiot like you can understand that, well good riddance. This is your own punishment for mistreating Lum, the inevitable consequences for your prior misdeeds. It's good that for the rest of your life you'll be chained to that girl. Better for Lum, better yet for the entire universe. I hope you're miserable. I hope you're suffering. I hope you're sad. Poor Lum felt the same way about you. YOU DISGUSTING SLIMEBALL. That's all I have to say, good night.
- [Rose, disguised as a *very* muscular Lum]
- Rose: This is the 36th one so far. Hmmm, I don't get it. How come they can see through my perfect disguise?
- [Broadcast over the entire Oni fleet's radio]
- Rose: Oh, so you've come to?
- Ataru: What the? Where am I? And who are you?
- Rose: My name is Rose, the Woman Of Seven Disguises. I work for Babara.
- Lum's Father: [yells into microphone] It's a spy. A spy has kidnapped my son-in-law.
- Ataru: Thank you. Thank you. I'm saved. There I was, in hell, and along comes an angel, I'm saved. Lum is so persistant, I really thought my luck had run out. Still, you shouldn't give up. At the last moment a savior comes along, and best of all, a pretty girl.
- Rose: Oh, you're so kind.
- Megane: [muttering] That idiot.
- Ataru: Let's go on to my rosy new life with Elle. Full speed ahead.
- Lum's Father: [crushing microphone] Shame on you. Stop that. Stop.
- Unfrozen Man #1: I've been kept waiting for so long, no way I'll be her second lover.
- Unfrozen Man #2: You lucky stiff, I'm number 99,202.
- Lum: This is so romantic.
- Ataru: [Thinking] Boy, what a mess I'm in.
- Lum: We've been through so much, but at last we're going to be properly married.
- Ataru: [Thinking] I want to see Elle. Somehow I must escape from this trap.
- Lum: I can almost hear the footsteps of happiness.
- Ataru: [Thinking] I can almost hear the footsteps of doom.
- Lum: Somehow I have this feeling that we're not on the same wavelength.
- Ataru: Huh? Must be your imagination.
- [Lum appears on the security center's viewscreen]
- Commander: Oh no. Th... that's the Oni-girl, the one on the top of the Anti-Wedding Group Blacklist.