- Jesse Lujack: I say Monica, you ever been to Mexico, honey?
- Jesse Lujack: I say Monica, darlin', you coming to Mexico with me?
- Jesse Lujack: Monica, you coming to Mexico with me!
- Jesse Lujack: Me and Monica!
- Jesse Lujack: Cos I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be!
- Jesse Lujack: Mon-Monica and me!
- Jesse Lujack: Me and Monica! Yeah, me and Monica go to Méjico!
- Jesse Lujack: You're like one of those girls who'll fuck everybody except the guy who loves her.
- Monica: You're like one of those rides at Disneyland. Wow. You make me dizzy.
- Jesse Lujack: Show me your tits.
- Monica: I wish you wouldn't love me. You don't fit into my plan for my life.
- Jesse Lujack: Well, you're just going to have to change those plans, darllin'.
- Monica: You know William Faulkner?
- Jesse Lujack: Who's he? Somebody you fucked?
- Monica: The most beautiful American writer. He wrote my favorite line. "Between grief and nothing, I will take grief."
- Jesse Lujack: This guy sounds like a lot of laughs.
- Monica: No! Seriously. Grief or nothing? What would you choose?
- Jesse Lujack: Nothing. Like I told you, baby. All or nothing with me.
- Jesse Lujack: [picking up a folding card table] I gotta get this down to art class real quick. They need something to put a banana on, so they can draw it. You can't just draw a banana when it's lying on the floor.
- Jesse Lujack: [driving a stolen Porsche] We got some music here? Ain't you pretty?
- [throws cassette out the window]
- Jesse Lujack: Disco.
- [throws cassette out the window]
- Jesse Lujack: Manilow.
- [throws cassette out the window]
- Jesse Lujack: I know what we need! We need the Killer! The Killer rocks on! Mr Jerry Lee Lewis and his pumpin' piano!
- Jesse Lujack: All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right! I know I'm crazy. I can't help it. I guess I love you.
- Monica: [dismissive] Love? We spent one or two nights together in Las Vegas, that's all.
- Jesse Lujack: Four.
- Monica: You scare me, Jesse. You can't just burst into a person's life and explode it all up like this. Las Vegas was a holiday. This is my life!
- Jesse Lujack: I'm a desperado.
- Monica: Desperado? What does it mean?
- Jesse Lujack: It means I'm desperate for you, Monica!
- Monica: But you told me you had lots of enemies in LA.
- Jesse Lujack: Yeah, I do, I do! My enemies and you.
- Jesse Lujack: It's like blasting along the highway, going 90, maybe 100 miles an hour. Suddenly there's a dip in the road, to suck your guts out! Your breath is gone! That's me around you, sugar! That's me! Breathless!
- Jesse Lujack: This is the one, the only, the original, the true Jerry Lee Lewis! Listen to this guy! He means it! Can't stop, won't stop, never stop! Wow! Jerry Lee - he's burnin'! B-B-Burnin'!
- Tolmatchoff: So, tell me. Who is this lovely young thing you came to see?
- Jesse Lujack: French girl. Schoolgirl. Great girl. Kills me!
- Lt. Parmental: Jesse Lujack? Also known as Jesse Lee Burns. Also known as Jack Burns. Five ten, 160 pounds. Age 28. Medium-length brown hair. This dump is his last known place of work. Street punk.
- Lt. Parmental: Enright and me were reminiscing. Remember when you turned in your buddy Johnny Goddard?
- Jesse Lujack: It wasn't the suit that was lucky. It was you. When you walked out, I started rolling fool's dice. Fool's dice. Snake eyes. Double zero.
- Monica: You roll dice too much.
- Jesse Lujack: You think that, huh? You think maybe I was rollin' dice when I should have been rollin' you?
- Jesse Lujack: What's so funny, honey?
- Monica: You! Those clothes!
- Jesse Lujack: You don't like 'em? I'll take 'em off!
- Monica: Why can't I ever be alone when I wanna be alone?
- Jesse Lujack: Monica, did you fuck your teacher last night? Did ya? Come on. Tell me.
- Monica: Leave me alone! I'm thinking!
- Jesse Lujack: Why are you so afraid to sleep with me again?
- Monica: Because you scare me. I don't know what you want from me.
- Jesse Lujack: Everything.
- Monica: That's too much.
- Jesse Lujack: What do you want from me?
- Monica: I don't know. Something.
- Jesse Lujack: That's not enough. All or nothing with me, baby!
- Jesse Lujack: God, I love it when you look afraid and surprised at the same time! I just wanna climb inside of you!
- Kid: The Surfer's nuts to hang around! He knows life on Earth has no meaning! It's chaos! It's out of control! He's got a chance to break away! I mean, he's plugged into the galaxy! He's got the power cosmic! Only a jerk would stay when he could go.
- Monica: I'd love to know what's behind that face of yours. I stare at you and stare at you and I can't see anything.
- Monica: I'm late.
- Jesse Lujack: Hey, don't take a shower. I want us to smell like we've been fuckin'.
- Monica: Try to understand me, Jesse. I have to think about the future.
- Jesse Lujack: The future? Yeah. I heard about it. Never seen it. Sounds like bullshit to me.
- Dr. Boudreaux: Wait a minute. Too many old prunes in this picture! We need some flowers. Monica, come with us.
- Lt. Parmental: [holds up a newspaper photo] Know this punk?
- Monica: No!
- Lt. Parmental: You were seen with him 20 minutes ago. He had his hand on your ass and his tongue down your throat!
- Monica: I don't wanna be afraid of life or anything else.
- Jesse Lujack: You don't have to be afraid of nothing.