S.A.S. à San Salvador

Miles O'Keefe painfully fails to look like an elegant, womanizing Secret Agent. The ageing ex-models who use every chance they get to rid themselves of their bikini tops are not exactly phenomenal. Neither are the gunfights with maniacally laughing bad guys (har-har!) or the seemingly slow-motion car chases...

Well, I found this (f)artwork on VHS for 50 cents... Even that's too much for this piece of crap. It has the same kind of stupid plot and acting as you might see in some porn films between the sex acts, but this film has not even soft-core sex acts, just the bad plot and actors. The so called "hero", a stereotypical slick-looking agent guy meets many, many girls on his way. Every time we see a new chick, you can be sure she's gonna show at least her boobs after a while... There are also "car chases" in this spectacular feature film, but where's the speed? You could easily pass those cars driving a bike. The scene where our hero is going to make a "surprise" attack to the bad guy's house, is totally ridiculous with the agent walking very, very slowly towards the house and don't even try to be hiding himself anywhere...

1/10 - and that 1 is for the tits!

the movie was actually quite good with the script from the writer himself Devillier. The music of the film was great and very adapted for each scenes. Main actor is excellent. and the key characters were good overall.

Miles O'Keefe is also absolutely gorgeous and magnificent in SAS in San Salvador as Prince Malko and special agent.

He was excellent in the role. He exudes seduction and sexiness and at the same time He was elegant, relaxed, mysterious, and decisive in actions. I Wish they have allow more daring sexy scenes as in the book, as Malko is known as very hot and sexually lovingly active!

I thought Miles outplayed the character of the most sexy special agent ever played !

I think this is a great movie. The setting and the music is very exotic and very atmospheric. The movie itself may look a little bit amateurish compared to better productions of this genre, but for fans of Raimund Harmstorf, Miles O'Keeffe and Dagmar Lassander this won't hinder to enjoy it. Anton Diffring and Sybill Danning also add good playing to it. The film is close to the original Malko-books. So, if you don't like them you can spare the movie, but if you are interested in such kind of agent stories you won't get disappointed. Malko is not James Bond, he is a noble Prince who works for the Pentagon in order to restore his castle in Liezen, Austria. He also doesn't use those technical gadgets, but his sexual instinct and simple weapons. I think this is interesting and not comparable to 007.

There is not much to say about this film except that it is just awful. I mean, it's a seemingly French movie, yet it is dubbed...and there is no English version. The acting is a stiff as a board, and the plot line is so disjointed, it's hard to care about anything that is going on. Miles O'Keefe tries so hard to be a James-Bond-like character, but fails to have the seduction capabilities of a potato. The only redeeming quality about this film is how perfect O'Keefe's body truly is, yet he hardly shows it off at all. Instead, we are treated to topless girl after topless girl that serve no purpose but to try to be sexy...and even they aren't even remotely attractive.

Showgirls is better than this in suspense.

O'Keefe should stick to loincloths. The less he says and the more he bares, the better it is.