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The movie starts with a not so big holdup. The crime is committed by men with no criminal experience and is so easy that they needed no experience. To be fair, though titled "The Big Holdup" the movie is not about the crime, it is really a social drama not an action thriller. The crime is easy, getting away with it is the hard part. Brian Camp's excellent review leaves little for me to add, except for my own opinions.

I am not a fan of these movies. I am a fan of martial arts movies. Shaw Brothers was the golden source of this genre in the 1970s. I watched this movie for that reason and the stars had appeared in martial arts movies. All I was hoping for was a good fight scene or two. Of course, I am open to any other quality the film might offer.

Unfortunately nothing works in this movie. From the start it is not clear if I want these guys to get away or the cops to catch them. The backstories that make them sympathetic come out as flashbacks. "Show don't tell" flops. The movie tells you they are good guys then the scenes show them as bad guys. The result is "I don't care".

The only surprise was that this nonsense held my attention for 90 minutes. I give the cinematography full credit for that. The pictures were pretty and they moved. Lin Chen-Chi is beautiful. Having watched it once I am sure I will never watch it again. I cannot recommend it for any fan of any genre and rate it below average.

Shaw Bros. director Chor Yuen is best known for his beautifully designed spectacles of the "martial world" based on the novels of Ku Lung, including KILLER CLANS, THE MAGIC BLADE, CLANS OF INTRIGUE, JADE TIGER, and DEATH DUEL. He also did the infamous cult classic, INTIMATE CONFESSIONS OF A Chinese COURTESAN. He mixed action, intrigue and romance and enhanced them with lavish sets, dazzling costumes, and star turns by some of the biggest names at Shaw Bros. I have no idea what attracted him and his all-star cast to THE BIG HOLDUP, a clunky melodrama about five unlikely characters in contemporary Hong Kong who've never been in trouble with the law and have no criminal background but are convinced to team up for a violent robbery that requires, at the very least, a team of professionals, not amateurs. They are quickly betrayed by the caper's hidden mastermind who releases their names, ages and heights to the media, forcing them to flee the airport where they've gathered and go on the run until they can find out where the money is and who betrayed them. This could have been a lean, tight, gritty action thriller, but instead it attempts to be some kind of social drama with long flashbacks devoted to the contrived circumstances that drove each man to join the caper. One of the men is a former kung fu star and another is a former race car driver, both well-known enough to attract significant attention once they're identified as two of the robbers. Each had accidents that ended their careers. Another robber comes from a poor family with hungry siblings, an alcoholic stepfather and a prostitute mother. Another is a drug addict in debt to the dealers and the fifth is his stable, middle-class brother, who just wants to help him. This last character's wife joins them when they go on the run. All have vowed to turn themselves in to the police once they've used the money to solve whatever problems they had that forced them to undertake the robbery. It's all so ridiculous that I was never able to suspend my disbelief.

We're supposed to sympathize with these men, yet they sure undertake some violent, murderous behavior when they leap out of a car during the robbery and start shooting guards and occupants of a three-car caravan carrying money. Despite being shot at point blank range, none of the victims seems to die or show injury, which had me scratching my head from the beginning. Also, the robbers stop the caravan on a two-lane highway exit with just one station wagon. None of the armed guards thinks to drive around the station wagon and adopt some defensive tactics. These guards are the most incompetent in the history of inept movie cops. It's all handled in the most shoddy fashion imaginable. Later, one of the fugitives holds various people hostage and, in each case, earns the undying love and respect of the people he holds captive. One is a wild rich girl who falls for her captor and the others are a poor couple, with the woman in labor pains and in desperate need of a doctor, who insist to the police that their captor was a "good man" despite beating up the husband and delaying the arrival of the doctor. I simply cannot excuse someone's violent criminal behavior just because he seems like a nice guy at heart.

Sadly, a number of fine Shaw Bros. actors are caught up in this muddle, starting with action stars Chen Kuan Tai, Ling Yun, Yueh Hua, Wang Chung and Danny Lee, who play the five hapless robbers. The beautiful Ching Li plays Yueh Hua's devoted wife. Lin Chen Chi, a quirky actress I've long admired, plays the rich girl. Tien Ching plays the smarmy recruiter who persuades the five to join the robbery team. Tsung Hua plays the devious mastermind behind it all, the son of the police inspector investigating the robbery. A host of dependable Shaw Bros. character actors are on hand to play a wide range of supporting roles, including Chan Shen, Ha Ping, Ouyang Sha-fei, Wang Ching Ho, and Cheng Kang Yeh, to name a few. In the future, when I want all-star Shaw Bros. movies, I'll stick with period spectacles like THE WATER MARGIN and Chor Yuen's own WEB OF DEATH.