- Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: [turning off the lights in preparation for a fight] You want it black? You got it black.
- Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Look, lady, or whoever you are, I accepted a ride from you to Joe's Haven. And that's all you need to know about me.
- Elaine: Bitch.
- Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Listen, honey, and you get it straight. I'm not in your league. I work standing up, not on my back.
- Elaine: Really? How amusing. I've never really tried it that way.
- Elaine: First of all, I'm not what you think I am.
- Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: I know. You're a Girl Scout working on your badge for the equality of niggers.
- Elaine: I'm a government agent.
- Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: Oh yeah? Well, I'm Snow White suffering from a sunburn.
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- Stag Jackson: Hey, brother, how you doin'?
- Ming: I believe the black woman might have some knowledge of this.
- Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: It wouldn't be murder. More like self-defense. It's obvious she could lose some weight.
- Diana 'T.N.T.' Jackson: He sent me your address asking me to send him some money. Instead, I sent him a piece of my mind. I just want to know if he got it.