Where's Willie?

I was in this movie filmed in Kerrville Texas. Although my scene only saw the editing room floor. I never saw a penny from the week of filming.

There was a big controversy in the San Antonio paper about how the company did not pay the actors (notice all the Kerrville people). I went to see it in the theater when it came out and that is how I found that my scene was cut. Just a bad experience for a 8 year old kid at the time.

Movie was not that good so maybe it was for the best I did not show up in it.

Well, I think so - and even voted for it on Film2003's poll as such. It's atrocious, and this is from my memories as a kid when I loved some real stinkers.

It looks like it was filmed on a camcorder (a very cheap one) and has no dialogue, acting, staging, direction, sets. In fact, if less money has ever been spent on a film (in proportion) then i'd like to know about it.

Avoid - unless it's purely for the novelty of being able to say you saw "The Worst Film Ever"tm

I remember seeing this moving on at least two occassions while still in High School. It was sometime between 1981 and 1983, and the movie was playing together with some other show as a double feature at the Valley Twin theater in Kearns, Utah. This movie was rather interesting. It featured a young kid (who I thought looked a little bit like Barret Oliver, and later discovered it wasn't him) who was a computer and electronic genious. He'd talk to his friends at night over his cb radio when he was supposed to be in bed sleeping. He was always getting into mischief. He had invented some kind of remote control device that would do the impossible. An example was a scene where he was in school, he discretely points the remote at the clock on the wall and the time fast-forwards, causing the bell to ring and class lets out early. There were other scenes involving this same gadget where, if I recall, it confused traffic lights and caused a traffic jam. There is also something about a bank, where I believe the kid uses the remote to bypass the bank's security. His father, if I remember correctly, played some kind of authorative role in the movie, I think he was a police officer, I'm not sure. I thought the movie was rather cute. It was a school kid's fantasy, somewhat like "Ferris Beuhler's Day Off", only aimed at younger kids. I thought the movie was rather cool. A bit far-fetched, but a good show that the entire family would enjoy watching. Hardly anyone's heard of this one and I'm glad to know somebody out there actually remembers it! I have no idea where to find this show on video tape.

I remember this movie been shot here in Kerrville..They shot this movie at my school,at that time and had a lot of us kids in it.I was in the movie also..I can see my self as the camera pans in the school room screen..its so funny.I also remember meeting the actors too, just a normal kids like us.It was a OK movie back then but now when i see it it so boring and to see how Kerrville has changed over the years..One of my friends had a copy of the movie which he made me a copy of it and looking back on this movie makes me wonder how Kerrvile is a nice place to live..As of now i still reside in beautiful Kerrville Texas.So i rate it it a 5. Was good back then, but now its plain and boring but like i said its sure to see Kerrville the way it looked back then compare to now.

There's a big hush around the room. B-list celebrity steps up to the podium to open the envelope for the prestigious award for WORST TAGLINE EVER. And it goes to..

THE COMPUTER KID!

Much scenes of joy as the winner celebrates. And really, there was no competition. Let's hear that dreadful sentence again in all its glory.

When the CHIPS are down, it's time to BYTE back.

It's wrong on so many levels, it's just brilliant. What kind of deranged publicist would dream up something as awful as that? I don't know, but it's certainly the ingeniously terrible one I've ever heard. And now it has the accolade to prove it! I'm so happy..

*CLEARS THROAT* Anyway down to business.. There's this kid see? It's the 70's, so obviously he has a bowl cut and rides around everywhere with his best mate on their bikes in the age before paedophilia. The unusual thing about him though, is he has an IQ of 180 and he's invented this electronic box that can seemingly do anything, from controlling the traffic lights to causing a city wide black-out. His father though, being an ungrateful so and so doesn't like his precious boy causes car jams for miles around and cutting the power of every house in the district. He wants his son to be more 'normal' and play some sports, so he takes the lad out on a little fishing expedition. But the young genius finds a way to utilise his talents there too, and helps his dad catch every trout in that lake by simply pushing one of the buttons on that miracle gadget of his. Sadly, his dad starts going off on one again about him using technology to solves all of life's little problems, so feeling unappreciated and unloved he decides to run away from home with his little dog in tow. Will the sprog return to save the day? Perhaps his father will see the error of his ways and realise how blessed he truly is? The answer may surprise you..

Or maybe not. All I will say is, I wanted to spank that child. Hard. On the behind. With a rolled up newspaper. There have been some intolerable brats in cinema history, but this brainiac with his chipped tooth smile and baby blue eyes is by far the most irritating. But of course corporal punishment is illegal. So you didn't hear me say any of that. Besides, I can console myself with the fact that his film career never worked out, and he's probably mowing the lawn now, being chewed out by his wife for spending too long at the pub while she looks after his 2.4 children. HA! See, me laddo? You're not better than the rest of us at all! HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?! Boy that felt good.. Now, what next? Oh yeah, the film. Well, don't watch it for the simple reason that you will die of boredom before it ends. No, really. The only redeeming feature is that it happens to be so rare that avoiding it shouldn't be difficult. Hurray! So your family don't have to arrange that funeral after all. That's it. Till we meet again.. 2/10