What's Up Superdoc!

I've only been to Britain a few times, but I've learned some very interesting things about the country from watching British sex comedies. This movie is about a doctor who, as a sperm donor in his college years, proved to be incredibly virile fathering 837 children all of whom (somehow) were boys with genius I.Q.s. When he is outed by the press, crazed women with test tubes start chasing him everywhere he goes wanting his, uh, donation. I had no idea that women in Britain were would be so anxious to have a child with a total stranger just because there was a 100 percent chance of it being a boy as opposed to say a mere 50 percent chance (maybe this would have been more believable if it was set in communist China during the one-child-per-family years). But there's no point in complaining that the plot of a goofball British sex comedy doesn't make a lick of sense--they rarely do.

The bigger problem with this, like with a lot of British sex comedies, is that there's not really enough sex and WAY too much alleged "comedy".(Just to give you an idea of the level of humor here, our hero at one point comes across a nubile, underdressed woman up in a tree straddling a branch. "My pussy is stuck!" she tells him. But, of course, she's referring to her cat who's up in the tree above her---ha! ha! ha! sigh. . ) The doctor here spends most of his time fighting off various naked women, instead taking advantage of this ridiculous situation like any normal guy surely would, because, you see, he is really in love with the beautiful female scientist who inadvertently outed him. (I was surprised once again to find out that British men were so faithful and monogamous).

The movie does feature two famous British sex starlets of the era, Mary Millington and Anna Bergman, but they have only about a minute of screen time between them. And it's certainly not because the other actors are so much more talented--at one point our hero gets kidnapped by a "Texan"(who wants him to impregnate his daughter), who is played by an actor with the WORST Texas accent in the history of bad Texas accents. Probably the most incredible thing about this though is that a title song is a rendition of the very famous Motown song "Hold On, I'm Coming" (get it--"I'm coming"?--ha! ha! groan. . .). I hope they at least got a nice royalty check for this.

If you'd like to see the leading lady play 4 different parts then this is the film for you! Also see Harry H Corbett play one of the weirdest roles of his career.

Mary Millington appears for about 5 seconds.

Hughie Green says the W----- word about 3 times-unmissable!!!

The film does dip a few times part the way through but definitely gathers pace from halfway onwards.The music is pretty good too.

I'd seen What's Up Nurse and it seemed a typical sexy-70's comedy but this has something extra-spontaneity. See it and you'll never forget it!!! This film is quite easily available on VHS at present but don't be put off by the poor print quality right at the beginning.Only the first 2 or 3 Min's of the Master have suffered the ravages of time as the remainder of the film on my brand new tape seemed as good as any other.

Its taken me a lifetime....and for the last fourteen years I have had the film in my own collection!!! but now I've found it - THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME. Do not be deterred by the insane user-rating here, this is as close to a genuine MINUS 1 as you will ever get!

The plot? Ok...well lets see - a rampant wuss of a family doctor has "accidentally" and unknowingly fathered 837 children...all boys, the result of his being a sperm donor. The medical profession wants more......information AND sperm! Dr Todd's life becomes an International nightmare as women clamor for his "services."

This is the most inept "home-movie".....read as soft-porn outing you must ever get to miss! Obviously filmed on a budget of $500, one can only wonder what possessed Brit actors such as Harry H Corbett, Bill Pertwee and Hughie Green to lend their names to this infantile and talentless dross - a sequel to the equally pathetic WHAT'S UP NURSE?

Not just lame, but unprofessional, insipid and insultingly tasteless. If on the other hand you want to see some of the most repulsive naked female flesh ever thrown up on a screen - here's your chance!