- Leigh Michaels: [taps Paul's leg] Just testing.
- Paul Winkless: Uh-huh, what are you testing?
- Leigh Michaels: I have strange fears.
- Paul Winkless: Really? What?
- Leigh Michaels: Being raped by dwarves. You could've been sitting up there on stilts, I, I had to check.
- Paul Winkless: Listen, if it continues I think you should call the police.
- Leigh Michaels: What do I say? Somebody's sending me presents and wants to take me on a six month vacation, make them stop?