- Mick Travis: The thing I hate about you, Rowntree, is the way you give Coca-Cola to your scum, and your best teddy bear to Oxfam, and expect us to lick your frigid fingers for the rest of your frigid life.
- Denson: Whips: Anyway, this homosexual flirtatiousness is so adolescent!
- Rowntree: Whips: What's the matter Denson... aren't you keen?
- Mick Travis: There's only one thing you can do with a girl like this. Walk naked into the sea together as the sun sets. Make love once... Then die.
- The Girl: Go on. Look at me. Look at my eyes. I'll kill you. Sometimes I stand in front of the mirror and my eyes get bigger and bigger. And I'm like a tiger. I like tigers. Rrrrah!
- Headmaster: Boys! Boys! I understand you! Listen to reason and trust me! Trust me!
- [the Girl pulls out a pistol and shoots him in the forehead]
- Stephans: Seniors: [Mick enters the room wearing a hat and with his mouth and nose covered with a scarff] Oh God! It's Guy Fawkes back again.
- History Master - Staff: Do you disagree? Do you find this view of history ... facile? No? Do you have a view?
- Johnny - Crusader: Do you know, in Calcutta... somebody dies of starvation every eight minutes?
- Mick Travis: Eight minutes is a long time.
- Wallace - Crusader: What makes me nervous about girls is you never know what they're thinking.
- Johnny - Crusader: I don't think they do think.
- Mick Travis: My face is a never-fading source of wonder to me.
- Johnny - Crusader: What did you grow it for?
- Mick Travis: To hide my sins.
- Johnny - Crusader: What's the most horrible way to die?
- Wallace - Crusader: Getting a moth caught in your eardrum. You can hear it as it eats into your brain. Being flayed alive.
- Mick Travis: That's what the Crusaders did to their enemies. Used to send the neatly folded skins back to their victims' wives