I Sailed to Tahiti with an All Girl Crew

OK, as a movie it stinks. It is sort of an inferior extension of gorgeous Gardner McKay's once popular TV series ADVENTURES IN PARADISE, and verification of McKay's own worst suspicions that acting wasn't his forte. (He once told an interviewer he never even FELT good looking and HATED the pretentiousness of Hollywood). Such unassuming admissions almost COMPELLED one to like him! Still, with all the publicity he garnered, who could have blamed this nice, basically introverted guy for trying? This film couldn't win dramatic awards. But it is pleasantly inoffensive--and even has a few chuckles--as well as a bevy of cute girls and some nice tropic photography. It is also hard to deny that Mr. McKay could easily qualify as one of the best looking men to have ever passed through Hollywood's portals--something the film helps attest.

McKay died in November of 2001, having enjoyed critical success as a playwright and novelist.

Two rivals competing in a marathon contest, with the usual comic thrills and spills, only this time it's a yacht-race across the South Pacific.

A slightly inebriated Terry (Gardner McKay) bets his old mate Josh (Fred Clark) that he can beat him from California to Tahiti with an all-girl crew. Josh's roar of derision - a truly horrible sound, repeated throughout - signals that the bet is on, and next morning Terry realises you shouldn't make plans over drinks. But he's an honourable man (as his rival turns out not to be) and he sets about advertising for female shipmates in the paper. The headline 'Wanted 5 girls' would not normally have attracted the bevy of beauties who turn up for selection, clearly based on glamour rather than seamanship, but one can't have everything.

Under the test, the girls actually turn out much more useful on-board than we expect, but with their attention centred on one notably handsome young ship's captain, there's going to be trouble in paradise - especially when he discovers that a sixth one has managed to stow away too. The hectic action does not allow us to get to know any of the girls in depth, but a convenient stopover in Honolulu manages to drive the plot in a satisfying way. And a clownish character from the boondocks, who keeps popping-up and boring everyone with his endless conversation, turns out to have more significance than we thought.

Although the production values are not great (the music sounds like an ice-cream commercial), there's enough to keep us amused and occasionally intrigued, until the surprise ending which cannot be revealed here. There's another ending too, though, as this turns out to be the last film for both McKay, who quits acting in favour of the writing life, and Clark who dies all too soon after the wrap.

This movie is so bad that it's enormous fun to watch. Who can forget the line:"She may not be an old salt but she sure does have a fancy shaker". I remember the first time my friend, Jay, and I watched it, we could not believe how low the movie industry could go.

I cant believe it, after years of searching video stores & scouring tv guides I have stumbled across SOMETHING that know's what I am on about when I mention 'I sailed to tahiti with an all girl crew'. I remember having a dubbed version of this off TV back in the mid 80's or so & I used to watch it repeatedly. The details I remember are sketchy at best. But basically it is a silly little ditty about a chap who makes a bet to sail to tahiti with a crew of (you guessed it) women. The basic appeal of this from memory are the women, for all of you out there who lusted over Batgirl, Catwoman, Genie, Sabrina, Ginger & Maryanne this is the film for y'all. I dont think it has any of them in it but it has a dozen or so 'mod' chicks with groozy hair & bikini's that stumble & futz around on the boat, It's starting to sound like some Russ Myers wet dream but it is all innocent in that sexist 60's fashion & no one get's hurt in the end. Damn I gotta find this sucker on DVD.... Top viewing,, as we say in Australia.. this is an absolute balltearer

Oh, GARDNER McKAY, anything with him in it is worth watching! While the movie may not be one of the classics, it is worth watching because of that wonderful human being, Gardner McKay, was in it. He is a treat to look at, even if he is just standing there with a smile on his face.