- Lisa Schindler: I tend to be too mystical for my own good.
- Jennifer Montgomery: No, I think most people are too practical.
- Lisa Schindler: Oh, one must be practical in order to survive. Mustn't one?
- Paul Montgomery: Did you know that Aimee Semple McPherson was buried with a phone on her side?
- Jennifer Montgomery: Why?
- Paul Montgomery: Just in case.
- Jennifer Montgomery: You're a saleswoman?
- Lisa Schindler: In a sense. So were Helen of Troy and Madame du Barry.
- Terry: Most of our lives are like pinball games. Fantastically designed machines. Merely whir, click, pay off, at best, in another free game. The trivial things in life, we take too seriously. The serious things, like death, too trivially.
- Paul Montgomery: I am your host Professor Montgomery and this - this - is my assistant, the very lovely, Jennifer. For two years, we have been dead.
- Jennifer Montgomery: Your hand is - very cold.
- Lisa Schindler: Yeah. Despite the good vibration from yours.
- Lisa Schindler: They're my tarot cards. A link between the future and the past. They never lie. Sometimes I wish they would.
- Jennifer Montgomery: What is that?
- Lisa Schindler: Young lovers.
- Jennifer Montgomery: And this one?
- Lisa Schindler: Junon. The high priestess. It's not a very gay card.
- Lisa Schindler: I must confess, Mr. Montgomery, your Game Room confuses me. In my country, the men drink cognac and smoke cigars after supper. Here you do, what? Play pinball?
- Lisa Schindler: Is your husband an artist?
- Jennifer Montgomery: In a way. Collecting is an art, you know.
- Jennifer Montgomery: What is that?
- Lisa Schindler: A memento from my flamboyant past.
- Jennifer Montgomery: Oh, it's divine!
- Lisa Schindler: You Americans have it so much easier than most of us. You're happy with such simple amusements. I'm afraid I'm used to - infinitely more exciting and dangerous games.
- [thunder clap]
- Norman: They got some kind of orgy going on up there, Miss Beattie?
- Miss Beattie: You'd like to think so, wouldn't you, Norman.
- Norman: [snickers] Yeah!
- Lisa Schindler: I've known many young women, like Diedre, who tend to think negatively about maturing. I believe, in a beautiful woman, the present, the past, the future, are inseparable. Of course, why we all know, that its a woman's attitude that keeps her young forever.
- Lisa Schindler: You know, I have a quota to meet. You know, each of us has a quota to meet and I must meet my quota! Because, you know, we work for a system which is called the Quota System!
- Paul Montgomery: You had her practically out of her mind. I think that's carrying those games you play a little too far.
- Lisa Schindler: Mr. Montgomery, last night I was not playing a game.
- Lisa Schindler: I always noticed that professionals have a way of dealing with things very - simply. Very directly.
- Lisa Schindler: A toast.
- Paul Montgomery: To Switzerland. A land of untraceable anonymous bank accounts.