- Lamy Homo Greaser: Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of babies... and they was naked... and then all of the sudden I turned into a perfect smile!
- Old guy: Put a rope around the son of a bitch!
- Man drops crutches: I can crawl again.
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- Cholera Greaser: A man with holes in his hands gets a bigger applause than me and you talk of greatness?
- Lamy Homo Greaser: [after being brought back to life] "Dad, I was swimming in a rainbow with millions of babies and they was naked and then all of a sudden I turned into a perfect smile."
- Jessy: I'm on my way to Jerusalem to be an actor/singer. It is written that the Agent Morris awaits me.