La nave de los monstruos

This Mexican made film could be described as a science fiction/horror comedy/singing cowboy musical. The video copy I rented from my local video store was in Spanish with no sub titles, but even if you don't speak Spanish you should see it. The film is about a singing cowboy who plays the accordion and falls off his horse a lot, encountering two sexy alien women. The women bring them with an assortment of monsters, including a spider, an alien with his brains exposed and something that can best described as a bipedal saber tooth cat skeleton creature that appears to be the most evil one of the lot. The alien creatures are pretty cheap looking but perhaps that is part of the gag. One of the alien women is evil and is apparently a space vampire. The other alien women romances the hero and they even sing a duet together. The interior of the rocket in which the aliens arrive is pretty elaborate for a Mexican picture. There is also scene of a space station orbiting the Earth which seems to have been taken from some other film. There is one scene where the hero's son discovers is beloved pet cow has been turned into a skeleton by the evil alien women. Considering that this film seems to have been made to at least partially appeal to children, this scene is a bit rough.

I love all Lorena Velazquez movies ( and she has quit a few! ), but this one is so special because of all the assortment of male monsters this two beautiful women from another planet had been collecting across the whole universe.

1) When Ana Bertha Lepe and Piporro use the elevator to get inside the spaceship, she has a dress in a different shade of gray than when she is actually in. The color changes during the elevator trip.

2) When the spaceship leaves the earth, you can see the planet earth with the actual lines around and from north to south like if they had used a Globe to make the scene.

See it! You will have a good time!

This Mexican sci-fi movie is a must-see simply because it's so strange. Plus, it has a good heart and never takes itself seriously! The story is very similar to "Abbott & Costello Go to Mars"...combined with a monster movie! It begins with some super- hot Venusian ladies and their incredibly silly robot announcing that they are in search of men, as the last of their died off recently. So, they have accumulated a really bizarre menagerie of goofy looking monsters from various planets--and you assume these hotties are planning on breeding with these male creatures. However, before they can get their galactic groove on, they become stranded on Earth--which is fortunate because these Venusians thing human men are super-mega-hot! They are particularly infatuated with a singing caballero in a cowboy hat!

Later, the plans run amok when the nice sexy hot Venusian realizes her sexy leader is actually....a vampire!!!! Then the sexy vampire takes over, as her plan is to bring 'a wave of death and terror' on the Earth....along with her menagerie of nasty (and very silly looking) monsters. Can our super-mega-hot caballero possibly tame this she- devil or is the Earth doomed?

Where to begin?! Everything about this film is silly--from the space suits the Venusians wear (just bathing suits are all they need in space, apparently), the robot, the monsters and the plot...which is just insane! Still, there is a certain silliness about the film that make it worth seeing--particularly if you like insane movies!! And, this is pretty insane! Plus, the production values, while silly, are occasionally better than you'd expect from such a film. Not terrible....but very weird.

I couldn't help but like this film. It has a crazy plot about Venusians running out of men and sending two utterly gorgeous women to earth to capture some men. They already have some weird creatures on their ship, which presumably are also to mate with! They meet a singing cowboy, played with great charm by Eulalio Gonzalez, who has to teach them what love is. Cue monsters, a robot and a vampire ...and, of course, love. The effects are generally pretty awful but the ship is cool and there are some very nifty devices, including a computer which is a sort of Wikipedia, a zapper which freezes people, a ray gun (more like a fire gun) and a handy box carried on the hip which is a deadly weapon. Great fun, however ridiculous it is. The star is Gonzalez but Ana Bertha Lepe is extremely seductive...and the swimming costume pilot's uniform is a welcome addition to the plot!

What a really great but ridiculous film starring one of the Wrestling Women (Lorena Velasquez) of Mexican films of that series. When I use the word "great", I really mean "so bad it's good".

The premise of the film is the old "taking Earthlings back to Venus, or a planet of your choice, to breed". Why the men of Venus can't cut the mustard is never made clear but nevertheless, it's the ever-popular Pipporo who gets the nod. He rides through the Mexican landscape warbling from the saddle while, somewhere behind a cactus, an accordion provides the back-up music. As might be expected, he is unwilling to make the trip to Venus, even though the aliens are wearing fishnet hose and reallllly high heels. So the girls unleash on mankind, some of the worst monsters conceived in film but to no avail. Pipporo 'aint leaving and in the end, the invaders are repulsed with weapons that wouldn't stop a gang of senior citizens on Valium.

This film is such fun that you have to love it. Check out the skeleton with a cow's head that keeps repeating "Ha, Ha, Ha". It's a blast!!!!