- Agnès Villermosa: I think I love you.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Are the trials over? Isn't there a stray dragon?
- Agnès Villermosa: No, no dragons.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: No one to kill? No one to save? I can retire? Hand me my slippers, Mum!
- Agnès Villermosa: In good time. Kiss me.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: If it'll make you happy.
- Lebel, Dufourquet's Buddy: [Last lines] If you only knew!
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: What?
- Lebel, Dufourquet's Buddy: The traffic! It took three hours to get here from my place. Three hours!
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: From where?
- Lebel, Dufourquet's Buddy: Viroflay. I had to cross the whole of Paris!
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: What an adventure!
- Sir Winston, shoeshine Boy: Americano? Liz Taylor, Cadillac, Hollywood, Cape Canaveral. I know all America.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: [In French] Polish it well. Soles, laces, the lot.
- Sir Winston, shoeshine Boy: You're French! Effel Tower, de Gaulle, Brigitte Bardot. I know her.
- Agnès Villermosa: If you really loved me, you wouldn't make fun.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Haven't I proven it?
- Agnès Villermosa: Words prove nothing.
- Old Museum Guard: It's noon. I'm starving.
- Young Museum Guard: Smell this cheese.
- Old Museum Guard: Wonderful!
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Where are you going?
- Agnès Villermosa: Come on! Come on!
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: But where?
- Agnès Villermosa: Just come!
- Prof. Norbert Catalan: It's nice of you to come. You always do if something's wrong and that's important. I'd love to have a little girl like you.
- Agnès Villermosa: I'm not a little girl anymore. You always say that.
- Prof. Norbert Catalan: Once every six months.
- Agnès Villermosa: Haven't I changed at all?
- Prof. Norbert Catalan: Lots. You're more and more...
- Agnès Villermosa: Feminine?
- Mário de Castro: Did you know you have mechanical eyes?
- Agnès Villermosa: Mechanical?
- Mário de Castro: Full of malice and promise.
- Agnès Villermosa: Oh, sir!
- Mário de Castro: They attract whispers, murmurs.
- Agnès Villermosa: Pull it!
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: I am!
- Agnès Villermosa: Oh la la! Should be a button.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Which one?
- Agnès Villermosa: Look! Why is it always up to me?
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Careful!
- Agnès Villermosa: Don't let it go! What are you doing there? Get up!
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Yes, sergeant! At once, sergeant! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down!
- Lola, Cabaret Singer: Is there a Parisian here?
- Franchman in Brazilian Jungle: Who's asking?
- Lola, Cabaret Singer: You're the Parisian?
- Franchman in Brazilian Jungle: Yes, madame! A refugee from gay Paree. That's me!
- Sir Winston, shoeshine Boy: Where are you going?
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: I'm looking for a girl.
- Sir Winston, shoeshine Boy: Girls! This way...
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: No. My girl. Agnès.
- Sir Winston, shoeshine Boy: Agnès? Is she pretty?
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Lost in Rio. God knows where. They kidnapped her.
- Agnès Villermosa: What a man you are!
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: You recognize me?
- Agnès Villermosa: No, but it doesn't matter.
- [Passionately kisses Adrien]
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Calm down!
- Agnès Villermosa: You look handsome.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: They've sabotaged her! She doesn't know me.
- Agnès Villermosa: What a nice surprise. A deserted beach, lovely music, everything I love. Thank you, sir.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Stop! You're tickling me!
- Sir Winston, shoeshine Boy: She's pretty.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Yes, but high-maintenance.
- Agnès Villermosa: Will you buy me pink sheets?
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: See? She always wants something we haven't got. She's dreamy, off the wall. You talk to her but she's listening to the Emperor of China. A woman, Sir Winston, is someone who's waiting at home, who's tender and understanding. You come home, she opens the door, she plays the piano or the harp. You're home. She can't boil an egg, but I follow her across the world. Is that normal?
- Sir Winston, shoeshine Boy: I know, Scotch? Cheers!
- Agnès Villermosa: [On the phone] What? In the museum? I'll come at once.
- [Quickly leaves]
- Aunt: You didn't eat your perch!
- Maid: You didn't eat your perch!
- Prof. Norbert Catalan: That's no ordinary statue. It's priceless. The relic of a lost civilization.
- Police inspector: Lost?
- Prof. Norbert Catalan: The Malteks.
- Police inspector: What's the link?
- Prof. Norbert Catalan: It's clear.
- Police inspector: Fill me in.
- Prof. Norbert Catalan: An Amazonian people decimated by the barbarians.
- Police inspector: Barbarians?
- Prof. Norbert Catalan: Conquistadors, Europe, You, Me...
- Police inspector: Me? Hell's teeth!
- Agnès Villermosa: What's happened is dreadful. It's wonderful.
- Pvt. Adrien Dufourquet: Dreadful or wonderful?
- Agnès Villermosa: The ice cream's wonderful. What happened is dreadful. Keep up!