Penny Points to Paradise

"Penny Points to Paradise" is the first feature film to star the three members of the popular "The Goon Show" that aired on British radio from 1951 to 1960. But this is a comedy with a very thin plot that bounces all over the place, from parodies of silent films and vaudeville, to slapstick and antics. That latter was the style of Red Skelton, Laurel and Hardy, and the Marx Brothers. It may yet have appealed to some in 1951, but by the mid-20th century most of these types of comedy were fast becoming a thing of the past. And, aside from an interesting cast, this film has very little going for it in the 21st century.

The leads here all had talent, and all audiences will know Peter Sellers who went on to worldwide fame with a considerable number of great comedy films. The plot for this film is very skimpy and the screenplay is even worse. The movie starts off as a parody of silent films, with bouncy piano playing included. But that soon becomes annoying, and it repeats for two more scenarios in the film. Those include car scenes and chases reminiscent of the Keystone Kops.

No doubt Harry Secombe was very good as a comedian in his day, but most of his varied antics and changes in persona don't go over well many decades later. He very closely resembles Red Skelton at times. Sellers has two roles, but neither of those have any good comedy. Marks is somewhat funny just for his persona as the big guy shyster who's full of himself, but his accomplice, Digger, can do little more than spew what are supposed to be comical complaints.

While Harry Secombe and Peter Sellers had been in a few films before, this was the first film of Spike Milligan. Only four other members of this film cast had or would have much of a career in cinema. Alfred Marks is the shyster Edward Haynes; Bill Kerr is his accomplice, Digger Graves; Vicky Page is Sheila Gilroy; and Sam Kydd is the cross-eyed porter. Most of the rest of this cast have no other films to their credit, including hazel Jennings who plays the Landlady with a considerable part. Marks and Paddie O'Neill, who plays Christine Russell, would marry the next year, for life, and have two children. O'Neill likely gave up the cinema to be a homemaker, but she clearly shows the talent to have had an entertainment career.

The only thing that keeps this film from a complete bore is the scenario toward the end when most of the cast wind up fleeing and chasing in a wax museum. The frequent posing and costume changing to fit into various wax displays is amusing. Here are a couple of lines - the best of the humorous dialog in the script.

Landlady, "There's a lovely view of the sea from the window if you stand on a chair and lean well out"

Spike Donnelly, "Listen, big guy, you're a terrific man. You're a financial lizard." Edward Haynes, "Wizard, laddie, wizard."

You probably wonder what i mean about "An Artist is Borne... and the Birth was not Very Good", the artist is Peter Sellers, and the birth is this movie 'Penny Points to Paradise', so simple is that.

The Goons first movie together is slightly better than there's second attempt at making one (Down Among the Z Men), and the characters is also slightly funnier, and the whole thing is just more lively in a way, but not perfect by a mile, most of the jokes fall flat, and sometimes it's just boring to look at. I frequently ask myself why Milligan and Secombe didn't gave the leading role to Sellers, it's obviously him that rule at being fun, it's hard to understand but there must have been a reason... and yes the story is pretty thin.

Sellers himself didn't like the movie at all, actually this was what he said about it... "It really was a terrifyingly bad film!' As you will see when you watch it" (sentence remembered by Vic Pratt, one of Sellers friends), I wouldn't use the same words as Sellers, I would rather say it's 60% bad and 40% good, because it's not utterly bad, but also it isn't so good that you want to buy it, it's more like a movie you rent, and just watch because it's Peter Sellers first feature film... if your a fan of him or The Goons, it's a (MUST-SEE)

This film represents Peter Sellars first screen role and is some inspired, if amateurish, madness from 'the Goons'. (for those who don't know, the Goon show was an hilarious radio show broadcast in England in the 50's, it featured Peter Sellars, Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe, who all feature in this film) The plot is a vague story about counterfeiting but it is mainly a framework on which to hang the off kilter jokes and wordplays that are the goons trademarks. Harry (Harry Secombe) wins some money in the pools and decides to go on holiday to bristol with his friend Spike (Spike Milligan). However some dastardly counterfeiters try to relieve him of his winnings. Meanwhile Peter Sellars plays 3 different comic roles foreshadowing his multiple roles in films of the future. This film is simple and low-budget, however it has genuine laughs. I recommend it for any fan of any of the three Goons. (Although prints seems to be extremely rare as I am the only person I have encountered who has seen it!)

An odd mixture: cheap and quickly made, a strange mixture of clichés piled on top of each other, old (and stolen) jokes and improvisations. Harry Secombe has won £100,000 on the football pools, but still goes to Brighton with his pal, played by Spike Milligan, for his usual holiday at at their usual nightmarish guest-house. Two girls already there set up as gold-diggers, a confidence trickster sets out to get his money from him and a pair of counterfeiters (one- Alfred Marks- doing a W.C. Fields impersonation) follow them for the same purpose. The plot is just a thread to hang a set of gags on. The only trouble is, the gags aren't very original or very good. There are one or two moments when they are on the edge of the surreal comedy that they achieved in The Goon Show or they might fly off into farce, but it nearly always fails. A short scene when Secombe, hypnotised to think he is a soprano, and one of the girls, thinking she is a bass, sing a duet is genuinely funny as are moments when all of them and a pair of comic policemen run round a waxworks museum, but on the whole they don't seem to have had the knowledge of film, the confidence or the time to work out something good, though so often they seem just on the edge of it.

For its first nine-and-one-half minutes, "Penny Points To Paradise" is the most inauspicious cinematic experience imaginable, featuring limited comic acting, bad jokes, and a non-existent story.

Then we cut to a dining room where a certain major is sitting at table, and just like that, we have before us the beginning of one of the greatest comedy careers in movie history.

After that, however, "Penny Points" returns to being a rather dull affair.

Peter Sellers either has two or four roles in this, his first ever movie, one more or one less than he did in "Dr. Strangelove". None are key roles. One, the Major character, is a bit of a schemer whose main bits are fumbling the meaning of the word "Spondulicks" and cadging drinks for stock shares in a dubious entity called "The North Pole Coconut Corp." Sellers also has another brief speaking part, as a fast- talking Canadian salesman, while his other two roles are as a non- speaking runner and a spectator at a shotput meet during a brief fantasy interlude. From such stones the builders rejected...

Far more at the fore are Sellers' two main co-stars, from what was then known as "Crazy People" and would become "The Goons." Spike Milligan and Harry Secombe dominate this movie, the latter much more than the former. There's rather too much of Secombe, in fact, mugging and gurning his way through every scene like Micky Dolenz on speed. Of course, his repartee is a darn sight weaker than your average "Monkees" episode.

"Take away her blond hair, and what do you got?" he's asked.

"The most beautiful bald-headed woman in Brighton," he answers.

Or when his character explains his reluctance about leaving his vast fortune in a bank. "I don't trust banks...Even the blood bank's asking for donations!"

At least Milligan is relatively sedate here, not trying to outdo Secombe in the Silly Faces Dept. like he would in the later Goon Show film "Down Among The Z Men."

The story, what there is of it, follows Harry's character, named "Harry" for easy reference, as he tries to hold on to his 100,000-quid in soccer-match winnings (the "Penny Points" of the title) while various sharpies try to make off with it. Chief among them is the counterfeiter Haynes, played with grandiloquent stuffiness by Alfred Marks, who makes the most of what was also HIS first-ever film appearance. In fact, Marks comes across more interesting here than Sellers.

The film shows all signs of being made very much on the cheap. Look closely (or not so closely) at the finale at Louis Tussaud's Waxworks show, where the actors move around a set filled with people imitating wax models. I figured it was a set-up for a joke, but no, we are meant to think these "waxworks," blinking eyes and all, are exactly that. Someone found it easier to rent real humans than wax dummies. Being England in the 1950s, I'm not surprised.

Director Tony Young went on to remake "Goon Show" episodes for British TV as "The Telegoons;" here he appears "by permission" of producer Alan Cullimore, who in turn appears "by permission" of Tony Young. Must have been quite a set. Young sets the right anarchic precedent for directors of Sellers film comedies to follow; he manages some impressive Brighton scenics but seems utterly adrift when it comes to establishing story. Much of the film is left to various actors, especially Secombe, playing to the camera as a squeamish doctor or a wild ape. One female cast member does a pretty good Bette Davis, though why she's playing the role is something we don't get much of an answer for.

That's the takeaway on "Penny Points," in fact, a lot of playing to the camera. Sellers himself is largely lost as the one actor not guilty of overacting. He had his miscues in later films; here his fault lies not in his own performance than failing to stand out in a film he was better off avoiding in the first place.