- Bugs: Now, look, Mac. Let's get things straightened out. You're the Giant in the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, aren't you?
- Elmer: Well, yes.
- Bugs: And the Giant in the story of Jack and the Beanstalk wasn't after no wabbit, now was he? He was after Jack. Right?
- Elmer: Well, I guess maybe that is wight.
- Bugs: All right then.
- [Pointing to Daffy]
- Bugs: He is Jack.
- Daffy: It's a lie! It's a lie! My name is, uh, Aloysius. His name is Jack! Jack Rabbit!
- Bugs: Oh, no. You're Jack, all right.
- Daffy: I am not.!You're Jack!
- Bugs: You are Jack and you know it, because it is a fact.
- Elmer: I guess I'll have to open up with a pair of Jacks.
- Daffy Duck: Odds my bodkins, a beanstalk. And all the way up to the sky too. Well, I better get to work climbing this thing or we won't have any picture.
- Daffy Duck: Boy, this is the kind of story I like. I can just taste all those pieces of eight. And doubloons. And triploons. And, uh, quadruploons. And, uh, uh, quintuploons.
- Daffy: Keep your hands off me. I came here for those solid-gold goodies, and I ain't leaving without them. On account of I am greedy.
- [first lines]
- Daffy: Now there goes a salesman. He trades me out of a perfectly good, grade A, homogenized Holstein cow, and for what? Three stupid beans! Jack, you're a jerk!
- [last lines]
- Daffy: Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Tick tock. Eh, it's a living. Tick tock. Tick tock.