- Candy Williams: There's 13 people in the audience.
- Hap Schneider: This is no time to be superstitious. It's bad luck.
- Hap Schneider: "Food By Anton". There's a nice bit. Here we are loaded with talent, and some hash hustler gets his name up in lights.
- Candy Williams: [sings] That's why I wanna sing like an angel, and dance, dance, like the devil. So Mr. Leader-man, strike up the band, and let's go! Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go!
- Hap Schneider: [after Candy breaks a mirror] Hey, what's the matter with you? That's seven years' bad luck.
- Candy Williams: Let's make it 14.
- [smashes another mirror]
- Hap Schneider: Wanna try for 21?
- [Candy smashes a third mirror]
- Flo: Boy, ain't this party a ball?
- Hap Schneider: What's with the ain'ts? Ain'ts. There are a lot of ritzy people here. Watch your language.
- Flo: What are you talking about? I speak as well as anybody. In fact, weller.
- Dick Carson: All right, Lorraine. Now that I've heard the words let me hear the music.
- Lorraine Thayer: If that scullery maid dares come near my father, I'll annihilate her!
- Candy Williams: [sings] It isn't that I'm superstitious, superstitious, I am not. / Nevertheless I take no chances walking under ladders.
- Candy Williams: [sings] Never tap your toe in June, to an organ grinder's tune. / Men who pick up rusty pins marry girls with double chins.
- Candy Williams: Hap, stop it!
- Hap Schneider: What's the matter?
- Candy Williams: Well, you know that whistling in the dressing room is bad luck.
- Hap Schneider: Isn't that cute? Two months in show business, she knows all the rules.
- Candy Williams: Well, you're the one that told me.
- Fortune Teller: Be alert, my child. You are passing through a period of opportunity. You are on the brink of adventure. A mysterious stranger lurks in your future. A stranger who may serve as a guide to your fortune and destiny.
- Candy Williams: A mysterious stranger.
- Candy Williams: [sings] And the Bluebells of Broadway are ringing...
- Candy Williams, Flo, Hap Schneider, Duke McGee: [sings] The Bluebells are ringing with a bag-pipe beat on Broadway, on Broadway tonight.
- Candy Williams: This is strictly business, Mr. Carson.
- Dick Carson: Yes, Miss Williams. Strictly business.
- Candy Williams: Oh, Mr. Carson!
- [hugs him]
- Lorraine Thayer: It must be an exciting life being a Lady.
- Candy Williams: You should try it sometime. Er, er... marry a Lord, that is.
- Hap Schneider: Say, how about a little square-dancin'? Yahoo!
- [jumps on the table and it collapses]
- Party Guest: Alright?
- Hap Schneider: Must be these boots, I'm used to dancing in my bare feet. How's everybody? Ah! Yahoo!
- [last lines]
- Otis Thayer: Ooh, Friday the Thirteenth. Anyone around here superstitious?
- Candy Williams: Well, I, I... I used to be. But I'm not anymore. Not Lucky Me.
- Candy Williams: [Referring to an unusually unresponsive audience] I thought you said we'd murder 'em?
- Hap Schneider: Well... they're dead, ain't they?
- [first lines]
- Chorus: [sings] Lucky me! / Down the four leaf clover highway, all the signs are pointing my way. / Yes siree. / For lucky me, lucky me, yes siree. / With a lucky star to guide me, and the one I love beside me. / Life can be, so fancy free! / Don't you wish that you could be... Lucky Me!