- Mr. Phillips: Gusto Nash, you're fired, as of immediately!
- Augusta Nash: Oh, it's not true!
- Mr. Phillips: I know it's not true. I just wanted to taste the words. Sheer rapture!
- Augusta Nash: Thomas Martin, you're crazy.
- Tom Martin: Crazy? How?
- Augusta Nash: Running after me.
- Tom Martin: I'm not running after you. Just happen to be going over the same track, in the same train, in the same direction.
- [Father Jacinto, in Tom's cell, prepares him for death]
- Father Jacinto: This is my first execution.
- Tom Martin: Don't worry, Father, it's mine too.
- Augusta Nash: Oh, I wasn't expecting you.
- Mr. Phillips: Who the heck were you expecting, Jack the Ripper?
- Augusta Nash: Don't you think we'd better get back to the inn? What will they think?
- Tom Martin: Oh, nothing. It's a French inn.
- Tom Martin: You know, it's a funny thing that you of all people should be sitting beside me. You're precisely my type.
- Augusta Nash: Mmm-hmm. How long were you in that prison?
- Tom Martin: Ever notice how these European trains always smell of Eau de Cologne and hard-boiled eggs?
- Tom Martin: Same hair, same cheek bones. Just what I said -- precisely my type.
- Augusta Nash: Listen, honey, after 10 months in jail, anything would be your type - a St. Bernard.
- Augusta Nash: L'amour.
- Tom Martin: All right, l'amour. I'm devoting my first evening to it. And my second, my third and my fourth.
- Augusta Nash: We hid in the clouds - a sanctuary of whipped cream.
- Tom Martin: Is that the sort of stuff you write, Augusta?
- Augusta Nash: [Dancing with Tom] Say, you're not bad at all.
- Tom Martin: Yeah? Wait'll I hit an air pocket.
- Augusta Nash: You know, when we were in that plane, I had a hunch you were a stinker. Now I'm sure of it.
- Augusta Nash: Thomas Martin - what was that middle name of yours?
- Tom Martin: Thomas Fuller Martin, also known as Thomas Fulla Malarky.
- Augusta Nash: I'll bet.
- Tom Martin: Yeah, when was it? Only yesterday we thought we could throw two people overboard, with their ambitions, their big dreams.
- Augusta Nash: God knew better. He threw us right back after them.
- Tom Martin: Yeah!