- George Brown: Dull work, eh?
- Sir Philip's Gardener: No.
- George Brown: Well, I mean - compared to the life I lead.
- Sir Philip's Gardener: Flowers are more interesting than telegrams.
- George Brown: Telegrams? I'm not a telegraph boy - I'm an airman!
- Sir Philip's Gardener: An airman?
- George Brown: Aye, certainly.
- Sir Philip's Gardener: I could do with an 'aircut.