- Elmer Fudd: [Elmer hands Bugs a formula in a test tube] Uh, have one on the house, wabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: No thanks, Doc. Never touch this stuff.
- [to audience]
- Bugs Bunny: This guy's tryin' to slip me a mickey!
- Elmer Fudd: Now, wabbit! Dwink!
- Bugs Bunny: Hey, don't do it, Doc! Cut it out! Hey, Doc, don't, don't!
- [Elmer shoves the formula down Bugs' throat, and Bugs reacts by breathing smoke, and going into a seizure]
- Elmer Fudd: At wast! Success! He's gonna turn into a gwuesome monster!
- [Bugs covers his eyes, panting, and suddenly turns normal again]
- Bugs Bunny: No soap, Doc.
- Elmer Fudd: [crying] Oh, it don't work! It doesn't work, I'm a tewwible scientist!
- [pounds on table]
- Elmer Fudd: Oh, this is tewwible, I tried my best, and...
- [bangs head against wall while wailing]
- Elmer Fudd: ...it won't work!
- [first lines]
- Elmer Fudd: [Elmer is seen dripping chemicals into a test tube] I'm trying to make the formula that will change a normal character into a deviwish fiend.
- [makes pointy-eared face and green eyes for emphasis]
- Elmer Fudd: [laughs]
- Bugs Bunny: [watching Elmer's reaction to drinking his own formula] I think Spencer Tracy did it better, don't you, folks?
- Bugs Bunny: Can you imagine? An old-fashioned rabbit trap. My grandfather told me about them, but I never thought I'd actually see one. Oh well, someone went to a lot of trouble. I won't disappoint them. I can go along with the gag.