- Adolf Hitler: [shouting] Stoupnegel Hamburger mit der Frankfurter und der Sauerbraten! Mit der Zoot Suit, mit der reet pleat, zoot!
- [crowd cheers]
- Adolf Hitler: Schtunk Friz Frelenk, mit der Heinrich Binder, und der 'What's Cookin' Doc'! Pumpernickel mit Sauerkrauten from der Delicatessen, mit Liverwurst, Hassenpfeffer, und der Chattanooga Choo-Choo! Gesundheit!
- [Crowd gasps]
- Adolf Hitler: Ve vill bomben der Moskau, bomben Schtalin, bomben that Irish general Timoshenko!
- [Adolf sobbing]
- Adolf Hitler: Shenko... To bomb Moskau, I will send the best pilot in the Reich-ch-ch! The greatest superman of all times!
- Man in the Crowd: Who's that? You, Fuhrer?
- Adolf Hitler: Hm, eh-h-h-h, who else?
- Gremlins: [singing] We are Russian gremlins/ Up in the sky we're found/ Schicklgruber's aeroplanes we snake right to the ground/ We like nothing better than to mess up Messerschmitts/ and send their heavy bombers down to earth in teeny bits/ Napoleon and his army never got to first base/ now we'll push those nasty Nazis in their Füehrer's face/ We're here, we're there, we're everywhere/ We're in the Nazis' hair/ And when they try to catch us, we're the little men/ Who weren't there. We're the little men who wer-en't there!/
- [Yeah!]
- Termiteski: [after rhythmically eating several sections of an airplane wing, burping at the end of each section] Nyah, I hope you folks will pardon me for say-ink... BURRRRPPP!
- Narrator: [a la Lew Lehr with a German accent] Ho-ho-ho, once upon a time, wa-a-ay back in 1941...
- [Explosion]
- Radio Announcer: The German Army wishes to announce another fleet of Nazi Bombers has failed to reach Moscow!
- Newspaper Headlines: Blitz Hits Fritz! More Moscow-Bound Bombers Mysteriously Disappear
- Newspaper Headlines: Could it be Gremlins?
- Newspaper Headlines: Hm-m-m-m, Could Be!
- Newspaper Headlines: Fuehrer Furious!
- [Explosion]
- Tiny Big-Eyed Gremlin: [smashing the meters with a giant mallet; stops for a moment] I'm only t'ree and a half years old.
- [resumes smashing and busting]