- Henchman: [referring to Sandy's wagon] What have you got here, stranger?
- Marshal Sandy Hopkins: [posing as a peddler] Well-ell, now, my friend... you name it, and I've got it.
- [Sandy gets down and they go to the side of the wagon]
- Marshal Sandy Hopkins: Now, of course you won't find in there what you're expecting...
- [opens shelf door]
- Marshal Sandy Hopkins: but that's full of my favorite concoctions.
- Henchman: Oh really?
- Marshal Sandy Hopkins: [Sandy takes out a bottle] My favorite bottle - it's good for dandruff, delirium tremens, and has been used on saddle horses, and very good for lead poisoning. Will you have a little shot?
- [he thrusts the bottle into henchman's face]
- Henchman: [henchman, repelled, rubs his nose] I'm not interested.
- Marshal Sandy Hopkins: Well, it's too bad, my friend, because this bottle has made many a youth out of an old man. Well, too bad.