- The Doctor: Ah! Good morning, good morning, good morning! And how is my little patient today?
- Oliver: Just fine, thank you, doctor. This is my friend, Mr. Laurel.
- The Doctor: I hope I find you well?
- Stanley: Thank you, ma'am.
- Oliver: [Stan tries to help him get his pants on, but the giant cast on his foot prevents the right leg from fitting] You know you can't put them over that foot. Get the scissors and cut the leg off.
- [Stan looks surprised, thinking that's a bit drastic. Still, he looks along the cast for a place to cut]
- Oliver: The leg of the PANTS!
- Oliver: [seeing that Stan has brought him a present] What have you got there?
- Stanley: I brought you some hardboiled eggs and some nuts.
- Oliver: Now, you know I can't eat hardboiled eggs and nuts. If you wanted to bring me something, why didn't you bring me candy?
- Stanley: They cost too much.
- Oliver: What does that got to do with it?
- Stanley: You didn't pay me for the last box I brought you.
- Ollie's Hospital Roommate: Hardy, ol' bean, what do you think?
- Oliver: What?
- Ollie's Hospital Roommate: I have on your trousers by mistake.
- [Ollie shows him his own pair, now turned into a pair of cut-off shorts; looks shocked]
- Ollie's Hospital Roommate: OH, I SAY!