The Cardboard Lover

Nils Asther has just found lover Jetta Goudal with a singer, and is trying to decompress from her when American tourist Marion Davies asks him for his autograph. He hires her to make Miss Goudal jealous, and to keep him from returning to her. It's a task which Miss Davies enthusiastically accepts.

Although the copy I just looked at had no soundtrack and was not very good -- it looks like it was drawn from a VHS print recorded too fast -- it was watchable. The results are sterling for a Marion Davies comedy. Far too many performers in a comedy are afraid to look foolish. Not Miss Davies! She takes spills, looks silly in walking in heels, and sticks her rear end in the camera's eye as she tries to crank an automobile. Miss Goudal looks like a parody of director Robert Leonard's ex-wife, Mae Murray, and Asther, while he doesn't show much in comedy chops, does make some funny faces as his valet pulls a chest plaster away from his skin.

MGM was rarely the home of great comics, even if they were about to hire Keaton and eventually ruin him. It must have been nice to have Miss Davies releasing through them, especially with Hearst footing the bill when the budgets ran over.

Marion Davies doing what she does best, even though she does overplay her hand on occasion. The picture is worth watching just to see the expressions on Nils Asther's face as he has a large chest plaster slowly removed.

As you watch this film, you may find yourself thinking, "I've seen this before, haven't I?" And you'll be right.

If you're a follower of TCM you may have seen the 1942 movie, HER CARDBOARD LOVER. Despite the impressive lineup of Norma Shearer, Robert Taylor, and George Sanders, the results are more awkward than comedic, leaving a sense of disappointment that prompted HER CARDBOARD LOVER to become Shearer's last movie.

As I outline in my book, P.G. Wodehouse and Hollywood, the film was derived originally from a 1926 French stage play by Jacques Deval. The initial adaptation for English-speaking audiences failed in its try-out, and P.G. Wodehouse was brought in to quickly revamp the play. At the time, Wodehouse was best-known as a musical comedy librettist, who also adapted foreign theatrical farces — only in later years would he be remembered more as a novelist and short story writer.

After his work on Her Cardboard Lover, Wodehouse was so confident it would succeed that he bought out a one-third share for $10,000 — and was soon pocketing $2500 a week. Her Cardboard Lover opened on Broadway in March 1927, running 152 performances with Jeanne Eagels and Leslie Howard.

Such a popular property was instantly bought for the screen, although for contractual reasons only the Deval original, not the adaptation, was noted in the credits. In the movie, the gender base was switched; instead of two men fighting over a woman susceptible to the charms of each, it is two women dueling for a champion tennis player. Probably this was the reason for the title modification from Her Cardboard Lover to THE CARDBOARD LOVER.

In the male role is Nils Asther, a Dane who had arrived from Europe only a year before — where, by coincidence, he had just finished starring in an Austrian movie of a Wodehouse short story, DER GOLDENE SCHMETTERLING. And, by further coincidence, Asther would star in another film of a Wodehouse stage play, By Candlelight, in 1933, just before Asther's own career began a precipitous decline.

Marion Davies, as a flapper on tour in Monte Carlo, turns in a riotous performance that fully justifies her reputation as a skilled comedienne. Dutch-born Jetta Goudal is a "vamp," in one of her last movies. When Cecil DeMille accused her of delaying a production, she sued and won her case, earning a reputation as a pioneer of the rights of performers against producers. Yet the struggle also helped end her career.

With the coming of sound, studios were looking for dialog writers. Given Wodehouse's theatrical experience, and the success of THE CARDBOARD LOVER, he was hired by MGM at $2000 a week and headed to Hollywood. The salary seemed commensurate with his worth: by this time, 22 short and feature films had been based on Wodehouse stories or plays, and cinematic rights to his work had advanced from $1500 for a novel in 1918 to $15,000 a decade later.

At MGM, his luck would turn. Laboring over a musical for Davies, Rosalie, it was canceled. Wodehouse's adaptation of By Candlelight was sold to Universal. Although he was involved with scripting many other films over a year, ultimately he earned only two on-screen credits.

At the termination of Wodehouse's contract, he joked to a reporter that he had been generously paid for accomplishing little. The next day his so-called admission of guilt was a widely reprinted headline. His time in Hollywood would prompt Wodehouse to begin a series of satirical stories of the studio system, that he would continue writing almost until his death in 1975.

The most absurd outcome of Wodehouse's tenure at MGM was the 1932 sound remake of Her Cardboard Lover. Retitled THE PASSIONATE PLUMBER, it is among those films that TCM is not quite too embarrassed to show. The gender roles revert to the original pattern, with the single feminine lead opposite Buster Keaton as the cardboard lover, saving her from a cad played by Gilbert Roland. Jimmy Durante is added for further antics. Keaton was well aware that he was miscast, but he had to also star in a separate French language version that was produced simultaneously.

Meanwhile, in the 1928 British stage presentation of Her Cardboard Lover, the lead role opposite Leslie Howard had been taken by Tallulah Bankhead. A scene from the play, of Bankhead undressing while talking on the telephone, was made into five minute short film in 1929 — which in fact was the first sound version of Her Cardboard Lover.

In 1941, Bankhead returned to the role in a popular summer stock revival of the play in the United States. Recalling it owned the property, MGM decided to film it again, with Norma Shearer. And that returns us to the most widely-seen version.

Yes, you may have seen cardboard lovers before. This, however, is the best cardboard lover.

Marion Davies plays a dizzy American on a "flapping" tour of Europe and on the loose on the French Riviera. She's seeking autographs and Nils Asther, who's in the clutches of vamp Jetta Goudal.

Because she loses money at the casino, she has to be "employed" by Asther to pay off the debt. So he hires Davies to pretend to be his girl friend and keep him away from Goudal.

Nice little comedy that showcases the talents of Davies as she scurries about in an attempt to win Asther. She even impersonates Goudal to show Asther how insipid the vamp is and builds up his resistance to her. Davies also hilariously impersonates a bell boy.

One of Davies' last silent films, but a showcase nonetheless, and a delightful little concoction. Davies was one of MGM's top 5 box-office stars in the late 20s. Davies' niece, Pepi Lederer, has a small part as one of the co-eds.

The plot was basically used again for Buster Keaton in THE PASSIONATE PLUMBER and Norma Shearer in HER CARDBOARD LOVER.

Marion Davies shines like a 1000 watt light bulb in this delightful comedy set in Monte Carlo. Davies plays a dizzy autograph hound who falls for a visiting tennis star (Nils Asther) in a hotel. He's got an exotic girlfriend (Goudal) who's cheating on him and he wants to win her back so he hires Marion to be his "Cardboard Lover" to make her jealous. Marion takes the issue to heart, even after she's been fired from the job; she's a pest with delightful results! The film contains one of her trademark impersonations as well as a bit in drag as a bellhop. Very funny and charming throughout.