Back in the Deli Department

This film is a masterpiece of artistic and cultural design showing the strength of all deli departments across the plate (also no nudity and graphic language great for the kids)

Shel, you made me do a real zoo wee mama here. The authenticity of the performance, the McDonald's song... bean world. Just incredible. And now I find myself craving a Kirkland's Deli Cheeseplate! Truly, Shel is perhaps the most ingenious yet misunderstood artists of the modern age. People try to talk to me about Picasso or Steven Spielberg and I say HA. YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DISNEY DOUBLE FEATURE SPECIAL 3D BACK IN THE DELI DEPARTMENT HAVE YOU. Shel is the pioneer of modern media, all while using Windows Live Movie Maker. I've watched this beautiful feature at least 329 times but I still burst into tears when Chris says, "Take the cheese out of the refrigerator, about.. at least an hour before serving it." Really. Bravo Shel. This was truly epic. Anyone who could view this masterpiece and say otherwise is a ploopy.

Once in a lifetime you'll come across a film that truly captures the history and cultural distinctions of the modern world the way a person can subjectively perceive it through our guided field of perspective. I have to admit, I had my doubts when I first learned of the movie. After all, Back in the Deli Department? Will this movie even be good? How ignorant was I to even have these thoughts. Little did I know I was about to indulge in what may have been the best 1 hour and 15 minutes of my life. The movie started out strong. The opening scenes enticed the audience with a captivating enigma. I was so taken aback from the next-generation editing that I almost didn't even realize the underlying symbolism in the ongoing scenes. It wasn't until my twenty sixth viewing of the movie where I finally got my bearings together and was able to focus on the gripping and labyrinthine stratagem. The underlying analogy for 19th century distopianism and the evangelical deviation of typical orthodoxy was enlightening to say the least. Just when I thought the movie could not get any better, the increasing conflict before the climax began. I could not believe the complexity of the story as the main protagonist, Shel, struggled with the everyday endeavors for a quintessential author such as the consistent up-hill altercation of the fight against 2D technology and the fiscal synergy of opposing interplanetary dynamisms. There I was, gripping to my chair as the conflict of the movie began. I was so enticed by the movie that I felt as if I was both practically and relatively apart of the movie. This is a special kind of high that not even the strongest of drugs can give you. Was I part of the movie? Am I inside the movie right now? This movie will leave you questioning existential nihilism and the objective skepticism of our perceived valuation of anthropological existence. At this point in the film, I was fully intoxicated by the avant-garde animated cinematography style. That's when the plot finally aggrandized and I was completely stupefied. You could have lived a thousand years of isolation trying to predict the plot twist and you would never even scratch the surface of what actually transpires in the movie. I was so bewildered that I actually had to pause the movie so that my existential crisis didn't dive too deep inside of myself. Even pausing the movie was surreal. It's almost as if life paused with the movie. I felt as though I had actually become a cinematic tangent quantum. The effects are still wearing off and I haven't been able to watch the movie in several years. I spent the following seven years afraid of what outside of my house actually looks like. Every single day and night I live in misery because I became fully aware that happiness is never achievable. I realized that human life has absolutely no meaning and that no matter what I ever do, it is of complete unimportance and in years from now, no recollection of my existence will prevail, meaning that if I died years ago, died now, or die sometime in the future it will not matter whatsoever to anyone. But, then again, the fact that I'm living doesn't matter either so I might as well stick around for awhile, living in complete isolation, condemned to a life of traumatic memories and a completely corrupted sub-conscience. Back in The Deli Department literally ruined my life. 10/10

Kirkland Signature Cheese is what made this film so great. The collaborative efforts, and "making it your own" just made this film the definition of sublime. Please watch this, you won't regret it.

It is rare for we to leave a film without anywords other than wow. It has happened to me only a few times and each time I would say that the film is one of my favorites I watched this film originally simply because a good friend of mine was in it but only about half way through did I realize this was indeed a film. A film to me is not a movie which can be a seamless cashgrab or marketing stunt, but a film is a piece of art and this is a masterpiece. A film that is a encapsulation of all emotions in the world experienced through the eyes of a troubled young man played expertly by Mr. Warren. This film was so good I almost shead a tear. It is rare for such a film to be made a once in a lifetime art piece like The 10 Comandments, Ben Hur, Metropolis or The Shawshake Redeption. Highly highly recommend.