Carnivale' Creepshow

I'm not one to write a review on a film. I really love a good low budget horror flick, and trust me I have seen some bad ones.. BUT.... This movie is horrible. I mean really, really, REALLY bad.... And yes, I did watch the entire movie.... (I still can't believe that I wasted a tiny fraction of my life watching this). The plot did not make sense at all and for the most part I had no idea what was going on. The camera angels are the kind that will make you sick, and there is no way that this script was written.. Like others have said, it seems like they were trying to make a Rob Zombie movie but failed miserably....

We gave it a chance and after 10 mins we gave up. Disjointed editing combines with a serious lack of scripting and dialogue meant we weren't really sure where we were, what was going on and how we'd got there in the first place. Would try more of the directors stuff when he's had more experience and better equipment as the idea had potential. We like nothing more than a good hack and slash movie eg. Funhouse Massacre and this was nothing like a good hack and slash movie.

Twenty minutes in, I realized that this was unwatchable. I kept watching. It kept getting worse. This is "hey kids let's make a video on my phone" bad. The writing, especially the dialogue, is AWFUL, and it isn't helped by the acting. The camera work, the stupid cartoon bits, all of it is beyond terrible. Run away. Run far away.

A group of kids going to a show of some kind get sidetracked and attend a roadside attraction called Carnivale Creepshow. This is about all I got from this.

Choppy editing, horrible acting, absolute nonsense. I think the creepshow cannibals strive to be The Firefly family from House of 1000 Corpses, but fail miserably. Avoid this headache inducing "film".