Ghouls n' Ghosts (Sega Genesis)

James Rolfe: [after trying to beat the final boss numerous times] Really sorry, I cannot beat it. We've been playing this guy for more than an hour. I really think that we're fucked because of the sword. I don't think it's a good weapon for this boss. And there's not much else to do, there's no way to get another item, so we're gonna have to quit here, because we're wasting the whole fucking day, and we have more games to play, and we're behind schedule now. So... hate to end on a depressing note, but this fucking game has just... defeated me. I failed. There ya go.