Pistolera

Bad acting. bad fighting scenes. funny serious dialogue. everything a satire comedy is about. the thing is it's not meant to be a comedy. with the right budget and different cast this movie had potential to be a great action revenge flick. if you wanna good laugh with company preferably while high. This is the movie for you.

So they call it a movie! Poor story, poor acting, poor action and camera work. Main actress can do anything but acting. If producers think that silicone breasts can cover all the flaws, they are terribly mistaken.

Total waste!

Moderately into prologue of this masterpiece we witness a mercenaries dead body floating in the pool holding an SMG (or a similar automatic weapon), which also floats. Thats how numbingly dumb the entire movie is.

Sometimes you just got to stop and check a movie on IMDb prior to sitting down to squander away time on rubbish. And yeah, the 2020 movie "Pistolera" from writer Romina Di Lella and director Damian Chapa was one such movie.

There is almost no storyline here to this movie, as it is essentially just a revenge movie. Though not a good revenge movie, mind you. So you are in a for whole lot of nothing here actually, should you opt to sit down and watch "Pistolera" despite its low rating here om IMDb.

Aside from having a nearly non-existing storyline and plot, then "Pistolera" was filled to the brim with dubious acting performances and some lousy action sequences with very badly added CGI blood. The action sequences in this 2020 movie were so scripted and poorly executed that you just cringe when you sit and watch it.

Sure, and there shall be no doubt about the fact that I sat down to watch the movie because I saw that it had Danny Trejo on the cast list. But this movie is not really up to anything near what he usually makes. So you might just want to do yourself a favor and skip out on "Pistolera".

This is definitely not a movie that I would recommend you wasting your time, money or effort on. And my rating of this 2020 movie lands on a very generous two out of ten stars.

The main actress can not act at All.Her fake accent is a joke and i can not believe the director thought her using it was a good idea.The director also has some strange fetish of every time they show her up close the film does this slow mo effect that after seeing it once i started laughing hard but after seeing it fifty times through the film i no longer got a laugh.Danny Trejo was just taking a quick cash and run on this one. So avoid this film it is good for a laugh and that is about it.