- Abbas: Living in a hotel is not called a live-in relationship. But if you have something else in mind, then hotel is fine.
- Rashmi Trivedi: No we don't have anything else in our mind.
- Vinod 'Guddu' Shukla: What do you mean?
- Rashmi Trivedi: What?
- Vinod 'Guddu' Shukla: I mean we will do everything that a husband and wife normally do.
- Rashmi Trivedi: Don't get any ideas.
- Rashmi Trivedi: Hello, Brother. What on earth you are doing?
- Vinod 'Guddu' Shukla: Brother? I was only trying to propose you.
- Rashmi Trivedi: Marriage? Are you crazy?
- Vinod 'Guddu' Shukla: Priest ! The groom's here, so is the bride, the garlands and the guests. So, shall we take our wedding vows ?
- Pandit: Yes, of course. Go ahead ! But who's going to chant the verses ?
- Vinod 'Guddu' Shukla: Why sir, can't you ?
- Pandit: I only look like a priest, but i am not one. I sell fritters outside.