Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie

Apparently, this is the "feature length movie" version of a short film of the same name done in 2015. I didn't know that until now. I read the synopsis and thought this would be a fun movie. I enjoy a little comedy with my horror. Too bad that isn't what this is.

Someone else said about this "I was expecting something cheap and tacky and schlocky and trashy..." Yeah. That about says it all. This thing is so low budget, they couldn't even afford to shoot the opening scene in a video store ... in even a replica set of a video store. The two "actors" are in front of a green screen with a video store scene projected behind them. That should have been enough to warn me away from this, but no... I had to be stubborn and sit through another 15 minutes of this torture.

All of the "actors" are unattractive, overacting hacks. The "script" is non-existing nonsense. The "chickens" are felt puppets that make a sock puppet look high tech. There is not a single positive thing I can say about this "movie" other than the fact that I was able to turn it off.

No, movies do not need a big budget to be good, but they do need SOME KIND of budget!