Aladin

This movie is filled with actors reading things like "Exit Scene" and I can't tell if "I'm going downstairs and going... to the market" is a stage direction.

THE PLOT

The plot is just like the disney aladdin but it has more... um... I don't even know. Aladin has this... grandma? He finds a genie randomly? WHAT?

THE VOICE ACTING

The voices were clearly made by a Father and a Son and this is all clearly a low budget production to rob your grandma. The voice cast was probably just a German Family making an animated movie. I appreciate first timers making movies, but trying to rob grandmas and trick them of being a currently popular movie? Noserrie.

OVERALL

I give this movie a 1/10, it is pretty horrible but it's really halarious how bad it is. This is truly an incredible, legendary, piece of garbage poop.

Wow, is it worse than I thought. My only recommendation is Phelous' review on YouTube. Other than him, stay away. Oh, and btw, it's an East West dub.

For the love of God, don't watch this or show it to your children if you ever get the chance! It's garbage. No! I'm wrong. This is lower than garbage. It's a steaming pile of excrement! Seriously, I've seen Flash toons on Newgrounds that were leagues above this.

The animation is incredibly poor, even by Dingo Pictures horrible standards. The character models are ugly. The animation is very cheap and static; 90% of the time, only the characters lips move. The scenery and backgrounds are sloppy. All of the colors are pale or faded. A kindergartner could have drawn better than this.

The English dubbing was unbelievably bad. All they had on set was a man and a young boy voicing multiple different characters. It's painfully obvious they had no experience as they awkwardly mumbled their lines in the most apathetic tones you can imagine, and they sound so incoherent, I can't make out what they're saying half the time. They don't even try to use different voices for different characters. I've never voice acted in my life, and I could have easily topped either of these clowns.

And to top it all off, the music sounds like it came from a cheap, electronic keyboard. It consisted only of short and simple song loops that quickly become nerve wracking.

In the end, this wasn't just an absolutely shameless and abysmal rip-off of Alladin, but also the worst 2D animation I've ever seen in my life. It's not even so bad it's amusingly good like "Trolland" from The Asylum. It's just so bad, it's horrible and I couldn't even watch the entire thing without stopping out of sheer disgust and boredom. If any copies of this exist, I can only pray they're all destroyed before anymore kids are traumatized by this.

Mathematical probability will tell you that either 1/10 or 10/10 scores are statistically unlikely. Therefore it's pretty clear to me that this terrific movie is being bombed by some group somewhere that doesn't like it.

Where is Jonathan's credit for the voice of Jafar?

Fortunately if you copy paste the review and the reviewers username then ChatGPT is amazing at revealing false reviewers (give it a try!). The film was made in 1993. No internet. My three boys adored it even if it did end up with me knowing the words "Prince Ali, fabulous he. Etc"

Of course the animation is poor by today's standards. We were lucky to have NTSC back then. But it's fun and my grand kids love it.

This truly was the movie that started off Dingo's ongoing mockbuster spree. Let me just get all of the major problems with this "film" out of the way, before explaining why I gave it such a high rating compared to the rest.

First Off, if it's not already clear to anyone who's reading this review, the animation is bad. INCREDIBLY bad. It's really sloppy and the lip-sync is barely visible. There are also a BUNCH of animation errors.in it.

Also, the story is VERY basic, the dialogue feels cliche and unnatural, and all of the characters either come across as rude, creepy or just plain boring.

But truly the thing that's worth noting is the voice acting, which I would honestly consider the highest point.. in the original German version that is. In the english dub, it's the lowest point. Just watch it and you'll see what I mean.

With all these points out of the way, I can finally explain why this movie is NOT the worst thing I've ever seen. First off, the music is honestly somewhat decent, even though it's incorporated into the film very poorly. There are also some certain scenes it it that were so bad that they were kinda funny.

Now is this movie one that I'd reccomend? I mean, if you like bad movies, HECK YEAH! But, if you like brain cells, HECK NO!