1st Summoning

My 2 year old nephew could have recorded this film better! There is CONSTANT crackling noise! But from WHAT? Cameras don't make that much noise. Loose screws and bolts in the actors head? It is SO distracting that you can't make it through the film without yelling at your tv.

If that guy wanted to be a real doc maker find another camera man. It must have been that long earring he was wearing. No, sorry just heard it while the camera was on him. Could have been better but it wasn't. I wish I hadn't wasted my time on this. The acting was good. That helped. If this was found footage, why were there impossible camera shots? Just pick one format please.

I like found footage and forgive a lot of stuff normally. I don't expect the lighting to be great and the sound to be perfect. The acting just has to be better than student film acting and if they can pull off some scares, then it normally wins me over. But man, how did they put this out with those sound issues? Every time the camera was moving, there was a crackling noise. Were they using an empty Cheetos bag as a windscreen for the microphone? It was so distracting. Was going to give it a 7 but that noise issue dropped it down a whole 3 points for me. And if I were a hyper vigilant person, it probably would have dropped it to a 1.

In order to break the rules, you must first understand them. The makers of this disasterpiece were clearly playing chicken with oblivion. If anything this turkey serves as a cogent reminder that most found footage films should just remain lost. Especially this one, which runs afoul often.

Why 3 stars then? Well, they managed to get the sigil of Lucifer right. Most occult films get that wrong. An upside down cross is just a St. Peter's cross. The lead actress actually had some acting chops and was awkwardly pretty in her own way. The preacher had a pernicious Jim Jones vibe which I rather enjoyed. The lead actor who plays the clueless, hapless filmmaker and looks like a pitiful cross between Rocky Dennis and Devon Sawa ought to stick with his day job though. A Samuel Beckett apothegm comes to mind: FAIL BETTER.

That rattling you hear is Lee's giant earring hitting the camera. Ugh!!