Enter the Wild

First of all it's not a horror and secondly congratulations on being the first film I've watched where I haven't liked or cared about what happens to any of the cast! Its like a really bad episode of Home and away, where they get lost in the woods......thats it......really

The movie was slow, characters weren't engaging. A horror film this was not. A film on what not to do when bushwalking, yes. And the ending, no ending at all. Just 96 minutes you'll wish you could get back. I would like to say that an EPIRB, a GPS compass, a map, reliable communication, adequate suppies, all are a must if you are going deep into the bush. And, tell someone where you are going and when to expect you back. Doing anything else does not end well, much like this film.

This film is really, really bad - says its a horror, its not... its pretty difficult to say what it is other than complete and utter crap.

We have a cast who can't act who ultimately you do not care about what happens to any of them one iota, an achingly slow story, the scenery isn't even particularly nice and the whole thing centre's around five people who go off into the woods. Believe me when I say you have seen this a hundred times before, its so predictable and you can literally guess what is going to happen.

Give it a swerve, its rubbish!

Wow, this film was described as something about an animal in the wild. It wasn't at all. It was awful! I kept watching hoping something good was about to happen and before I knew it I was at the end where you had no idea what happens to the part of the group that is where they are. It an awfully made Aussie film, I honestly can't believe the rating is where its at, unless the actors and writers, etc. got everyone in their family to give it the highest rating possible to bump it up. I feel if this was a rating that was accurate to the film it would be somewhere around 3.2 and thats being fair because it obviously took some work to write it and film it. The acting was appalling from some of the actors and Uh from others, not good not bad, must beige, its the only word I can think of to describe them.

I am amazed at the amount of votes giving it a 10 and a 9! I've given it a 2, and thats because I feel bad just giving it a 1 or zero, which your unable to do anyway, if you could give a zero I'd of given it a 1 in that case.

I'm honestly not being mean, I like to give honest reviews so with that said, please don't waste your time watching this, find something a little more on the edge and maybe that is more honest to the title. The only animal you see in this a few little crayfish (I think thats what they were, or blue lobster but I believe their in the sea) and a bird flying high in the sky. As for laughs, nope not any of those, sadness, nope none of that, and no fear either. Just a few omg's and yawns.

Essentially a film about "feelings" and "fools." You'll be scratching your head and asking a lot of questions throughout the film, but the biggest question (that will likely have no answer) is "why did I gamble on this film?"

To be fair there are a few "pearls" in the film, but simply not a sufficient amount enough to make up for what is lacking, of which there is A LOT.

Remember how I said there was no answer to the big question you'll be asking? Well actually there is and you can find it at the end of my first sentence in quotation marks. Welcome to the club.