Gothic Harvest

It's such a pity to see Lin Shayes talents, wasted on a boring, awful, and confusing movie. Let me just say I made an account on IMDb just to give this movie a review. To make sure no one wastes their time. You'll be confused about what's going on for about 35 minutes of the movie. And you'll be groaning and cringing at the acting skills in this, the whole length of the movie. To call it a horror film, is a disgrace to horror films. I had a better time watching Killer Sofa. There is one part in this movie I didn't mind though. The last 5 seconds of the credits. Good luck if you watch it.

If you're in the mood for horror/thriller with a touch of dark humor, and not lose sleep at night, Gothic Harvest fits the bill. The cast of characters make you think, the storyline is intriguing enough to keep you invested. A pleasant combination of "Oooo!", "Eeww!", and snort laughs. Hoping for a sequel, as I have questions....

Wow! Was this a piece of crap! Worst acting I've seen in a long time. And supposedly a couple of "big stars" participated. They ate stars no more! Waste of time!

I'm pretty impressed that they got Bill Mosley and Lin Shaye on this movie, and somehow still managed to make a total flop. Flat story line with lots of cliches and bad acting. Kind of skirted the edge of camp/ "so bad it's good" territory, but just didn't quite make it there. It feels like someone really liked "house of 1000 corpses," and regurgitated a made-for Nickelodeon, strangely voodoo-infused, all-in-the-family knock off. It took a while to adjust to Bill Mosley as the character he played, but thank god he was there. He was the only thing that made the movie even remotely bearable. Unless you're super duper bored do yourself a favor and cross it off your list.

Had me on the edge of my seat and really uncomfortable, but i like these kind of movies