La maldición de la ouija

2018 really has turned out to be one of the worst years in cinema history, at time of writing I believe it's about the 5th worst on my accounts analytics. Movies like Ouija House certainly aren't helping to rectify this.

Now when the opening credits kicked in I actually managed a little bit of a hope. Among the credits were horror veterans Dee Wallace and Tiffany Shepis alongside Tara "Oh Dear" Reid, Mischa Barton and Chris Mulkey. Little did I realise however that they range from small roles to mere cameo appearances so don't go in for the cast!

It's yet another ouija film but with a twist, and the twist is terrible. Not only does it bring nothing to the sub-genre but it made this movie barely followable and entirely unlikeable.

With the confusing poorly constructed plot, the questionable cast advertised and a front cover that displays a house that isn't even in the movie it's clear that little thought or effort went into Ouija House.

It was truly a chore to watch.

The Good:

It's nice seeing Mischa Barton looking healthy for a change

The Bad:

Another random clipart house on the cover

Tiffany Shepis is wasted

Some parts of the story are alarmingly stupid

Things I Learnt From This Movie:

General rule of thumb, if a movie has Ouija in it's title.....skip it

Tara Reid's career is in such a consistent spiral I'm just waiting for her to be in a new Baby Geniuses movie

As an avid horror fan, I recognize that the genre is full of sub par movies, and this is definitely one of them. The ONLY redeeming thing about this entire movie was that the topless evil witches had nice breasts, aside from that this movie was a total loss. Standard young people go to a haunted cabin to "research" spirits, throw in an oddball cousin (played by Micha Barton, who has NEVER been in anything good) and add your very played out horror stereotypes, slap a lame title on it and thats this movie. The acting was Bad, the story was worse. I cannot recommend enough that you avoid this movie.

Ok ok ok.... Enough is enough with the Ouija movies. This one takes the cake for being really freaking stupid. Scares where crap, Acting was crap, & the girl as a Planchette her having to do the motions she had to with the annoying screaming was rather unappealing. Looked WAAAAY too low budget & I wouldn't recommend it at all.

Worst horror I've seen and I've seen some really bad ones, terrible storyline, terrible script, terrible acting, I laughed most of the time at the ridiculousness of this movie. I fell asleep after ten minutes to wake up to the most unconvincing demonic scream I've ever heard, it was laughable. The whole movie from start to finish was awful and the ending is so ridiculous I couldn't stop laughing. I know it was made on a budget of about ten dollars, but it never fails to amaze me that a director, producer or even the actors would say "Yeah that works. " be ashamed of yourselves, be very ashamed and find new jobs that has nothing to do with making movies because you're talentless. Rant over.

Story was stupid, acting was stupid, probably they knew how to act but was forced to do a stupid movie. Probably if it was a horror comedy it would be better. Effects? It like watching a porn movie with just plain and simple camera shots. Not scary at all