Bikini Valley Car Wash

Love the 70s-80s throwback plot, although even those B movies had a bigger budget than this. Still, not bad for a shoestring budget movie, smaller than many of the porn films that some of these actors migrated from. Ron Jeremy is a little painful to watch, but the girls are cute.

Bikini Valley Car Wash is exactly like it sounds -- a fun throwback to 80s era comedies with plenty of scantily clad women in bikinis or less. This kind of movie isn't going to be for everyone, and that's fine, because the film is certainly upfront and unabashed about what it is. The film is about two roommates who are forced into a desperate financial situation and must raise a whole bunch of cash and quick. The girls come up with a plan: to operate a bikini car wash to raise the funds. Ron Jeremy also stars in the film because, of course haha. I definitely enjoyed Bikini Valley Car Wash and I think if you like these kinds of 80s throwbacks films then you will too.

I see a lot of reviews here that were obviously posted by cast and crew, or their friends and family. A horrible script, bad audio and video quality, terrible acting... this movie has almost nothing going for it. There are girls in bikinis and a few topless shots but unless you really, really want to see those few scenes there is nothing worth watching in this film. Ron Jeremy is terrible even by Ron Jeremy standards in this.

Of course I had never heard about this 2020 comedy prior to sitting down here in 2024 to watch it.

Truth be told, I wasn't really harboring much of any grand expectations to the movie, but still opted to give writer and director Jordan F. Ghanma the benefit of the doubt.

The storyline in the movie, as written by Jordan F. Ghanma, failed to entertain me. And it was quite a struggle to sit through the ordeal that is "Bikini Valley Car Wash".

Right, well the movie was labeled as a comedy, and thus I opted to sit down and watch it. But the problem with "Bikini Valley Car Wash" was that there wasn't an ounce of comedy anywhere in sight. I wasn't brought to laughter once throughout the course of the movie.

I was not familiar with the cast ensemble in the movie, and I can't claim that I was impressed with the performances that the actors and actresses put on.

Some of the audio during the outdoors dialogue was suffering from echoing, and that was just felt like an amateurish thing for a movie. But then again, in all honesty, "Bikini Valley Car Wash" was an amateurish movie, so there was that.

My rating of director Jordan F. Ghanma's 2020 movie "Bikini Valley Car Wash" lands on a very generous one out of ten stars.

This is a really fun little movie that reminds me of the comedies of the late 80's and early to mid 90's - fun, balls to the wall, and not afraid to be a little bit silly. It also features an appearance from the OG Ron Jeremy himself, so if you're looking to laugh a lot and forget the fact that the world is on fire for 90 minutes or so, check this one out!