Black Flowers

This is a pretty run of the mill post apocalyptic movie, one that is actually better than many others, but that's not saying much considering how terrible the majority are.

The story is nonsense. An apocalyptic event happens and now it's a couple years later and a small family is struggling to survive while moving around, there is nothing remotely original about any of this. The father is a useless oaf who is already wounded when we're introduced to him, the daughter has no personality to speak of throughout the entire film, and the mother is one of the worst written, poorly acted, and most obnoxious characters I've seen in awhile. They meet a random "soldier" of some sort who is a complete piece of trash and they for some stupid reason take care of him and trust him in some hope of a bunker full of goods. That's from the movie synopsis mind you, the actual movie has nothing to do with it, you have no idea why they put up with this violent psychotic idiot.

The movie is filled with stupid decisions and absolutely horrible acting, the mother is the worst. She's the main focus of the movie but she is just plain unlikable and annoying and a terrible actress. The daughter and the "soldier" come in equally second as the worst and most annoying. They're all terrible. There is a little plot sequence involving a hippy commune that ties into the end of the film that isn't too terrible, but story and acting wise this movie sucked.

There was some competent broad shots and music scores here that were quite nice, it doesn't feel low budget for certain sequences, but this is not a good movie. Also much of the dialogue is clearly dubbed over the film because they were too cheap or incompetent and had to do it in post production. I wouldn't recommend spending money to watch this film and the woman who plays the mother is a horrible actress regardless of how poor the script was and would have been better without her.

Was the mother mentally ill? Some of the stuff she do and the way she act is child like. She would've been dead in the first day of the apocalypse. Who the heck would wear a big silver helmet, when they know people will happily kill you for your stuff? For some reason she thinks a hard hat is bullet proof.

The story was decent but everything else was very bad. such bad acting and transitions from story to story. a lot didnt make sense. Ending went against what they were fighting for the whole time.

so now it is normal to have children with 3 eyes?

3.4

Overall, not a bad flick. There are both pros and cons. While I feel the story moves along and has a clear intention, there are a few holes in it that leave to be desired. The acting is up and down - some people do well and there are parts that feel forced.

The scene with the party is probably the best part - it feels good overall - this is in terms of how it is acted, the story telling, as well as the cinematography.

There are a lot of generic aspects to it, but again, low budget flick, so that gets a pass from me.

I personally think people are giving it a hard run - yea, it's not a big box film with a huge budget, it's not gonna be able to fight with them in terms of all the aspects we judge amazing films by... but for a B-flick... def worth at least a watch if you are into them.

Overall - decent flick with a handful of pros that balance out the cons. If you are into post apocalyptic flicks and especially B-flicks then give it a go.

I wish I knew where to start with this review, I guess it was when this 'film' finished and thank God it did, and I wish it had of been sooner rather than later, very poor and that's being kind. I like b movies, some of them are real gems, but this? No, just no, I'm giving it 2 stars because the actors took it seriously, even though the script is terrible and half of them cannot act, it's a D movie, just a tad over Asylum quality, it must have been a tax write off or something. Skip it, avoid, or watch it if you like a terrible film, terrible acting, and laughs at which you was not seriously supposed to laugh, be warned, you will not get this 1hr45min of your life back, and you will regret it, the only upside, it does have a few hot woman, other than that, nothing, just nothing, a solid 2/10 a number 2!, and that's only because I have to save 1 for Asylum films. I wish they had a 0/10, so I could rate this 1/10, but they don't.