Dirty Work

Norm MacDonald attempts a new kind of role, which didn't really work out. If you are a deeply closeted gay man, this movie is not for you.

I give movies 20 minutes to see if they're drawing me in or not with an absorbing story, and 20 minutes was all i could stand of this, the thumb/cover image was far more entertaining. The "efforts", masquerading as "movies" these days is laughable.

Amateurish, dull, uninteresting, void of any realness, like a school play put to screen, how on earth did this get over a 7 in ratings? Who is rating these ridiculous attempts at "movies".

There are few movies these days that will hold your attention throughout, this isn't one of them, no way. If you go beyond 20 minutes theres nothing upstairs.

Brit attempt to ride the 50 Shades express that is equally reminiscent of 1990s erotic thrillers and the 1970s swinging suburb fixations of Derek Ford, some Jackie Collins worthy dialogue too "his personality is as vibrant as a hippopotamus' arse*ole"

Considering that the director's subsequent horror films have been rather coy when it comes to nudity and sexuality, Dirty Work is a surprisingly explicit movie, far more so in fact than the 50 Shades series whose (BDSM) party this is trying to gate crash. Claudine-Helene Aumord, a Barbara Steele type, does most of the heavy lifting when it comes to the female nudity, but there's something for the ladies here too, namely a succession of well oiled abs and more buns than your local branch of Greggs.

No pun intended - I had no idea what I was letting myself into. Which I reckon is also true for our main character here. Though I would like to believe that most people who watch this will know what is up. Her best friend on the other hand ... well if you are missing her at some point, do not try to overthink it.

The movie is quite sexual to say the least. And it has 50 shades of grey written all over itself. Although to be fair, it does not have that many shades to it. So I understand if you dislike the movie to say the least. It boils down to, what you expect from this I reckon. As an erotic thriller it works - even with the subpar acting that you get served. It is about the substance - and where it leads us to. We know where this is going, but there is still one final twist if you want to call it that, that was quite surprising I have to admit .. on the other hand it goes to show you human nature.

This is some of the worst acting i have seen in years. None of the actors fits their parts and they all speak like they are reading their lines from a script in a theatre rehearsal... waste of bloody time.