Bigfoot Country

The chick with the long hair has a mustache, it's not even the lighting lmao.

Movie was recorded with a soup can and shot on graph paper in a cardboard box. The sound mixing sounds like someone dropped their iPod in a dough mixer and somewhere in the music you can barely hear the dialog. The blood looks like it came from a party city makeup kit. You can see it start to peel off her forehead. The blood on shauns face is orange jello, It isn't even the same color as anyone else's blood. The "big iron" is a .22 or a pellet gun.

9/10 because I'm pretty sure guy declares he has 4 rounds in the gun and makes a big deal out of it then the final shot count comes to 5.

This is it folks, the Holy Grail of "Rafts of Balls", a film so monumentally ghastly it will make your knees weep. I have to give it credit for achieving the impossible, it starts off badly, four unlikable nuggets on a road trip (AGAIN), being warned by the crazy local to stay on the trail (AGAIN), but then it manages to nosedive like a concrete pigeon,,, all the way to the ending, which isn't an ending, the film just sort of stops!!. Between the poor start and the film sort of stopping they have shoehorned in every cliché possible, they even come across a perfectly drawn massive footprint which one of them says must have been a bear, really!!, a bear with human shaped feet the size of canoes who hops around in the woods like a demented fur covered burglar. You have to watch this film, its a genuine life experience, much like being locked in a cupboard with a miffed gorilla, everyone should try it once. Hopefully enough people will see it for them to make a sequel, where a chicken with flick-knife terrorises a summer camp.

Another one of Mill's disasters. Time to grow up and get a real job Jason. Saw your video on YouTube, "How to make a movie for $1000". Now I know why this movie is so bad.

There is no plot here. The characters are annoying and moronic. The monster is nonexistent because they couldn't actually afford a costume. No one can figure out what goes on in this movie. The characters do dumb things and abysmal direction and editing confuse the audience even more. Nothing in this film makes any sense.

By the time you reach half, you just know you will never see the monster, and you are actually thankful for it, because with the budget they had, the only ting they could afford would have been a cheap monkey costume, similar to the one from Suburban Sasquatch.

There is a kind of 'twist ending', too. Probably the dumbest one in movie history. And not one of those 'so bad it's good' ones.

I actually really liked the movie for a low budget indie. Just because you don't see bigfoot straight on and BIG IN YOUR FACE, doesn't mean the storyline is jeopardized. The film is revolving around human error and stupidity, and the fact that Bigfoot isn't the monster... The human kind are. If people actually watched this for what it was they would think it is a 10 as well. For a low budget indie I loved it. Hopefully there will be a sequel!!!