Nemesis 5: The New Model

Whoa first it had the longest buildup w credits then credits again wth???So is this an official Nemesis film? If yes why? The acting is non descript, the action scenes are atrocious. It almost feels like a fan movie or something. Oh and using toy plastic laser guns is too obvious. So hmm why a two? Well the music is actually pretty damn cool, its the only redeeming quality of this movie. Oh and the chicks are cool some classic from the franchise and some not. So I take it another tax write off.

OMG! I really like Nemesis. Nemesis 2 was watchable but not a good movie. 3 was terrible. 4 was extremely bad. Now this is beyond words. I am only 30 minutes into it, it is so hard to watch. The entire running length is 70 minutes, yet the first 10 minutes is the credits... twice with about 2 minutes of crappy intro between. There are large bits of filler, watching the desert. The acting, did they just grab a bunch of mates? If it was a film students first attempt at making a movie as a school project, well... it will still be bad, but you have to start somewhere. This is really really really bad, on every level. Acting, Plot, CGI, and this 70 minutes heavily filled in movie is just sooooo boring. It's almost cringe worthy in every scene.

I came into this thinking it would be something interesting to watch. I was so wrong. I managed to skip through the long opening credits then had enough at the 7 minute point. I have seen some doozies that are crap, and this is yet another masterpiece of crap to add to the pile.

After two plus decades without a Nemesis movie we finally got one here. And it's about time! Thank God because I was planning on killing myself if another one didn't come to fruition. Nemesis 5 has everything: ugly actors, CGI so bad even a blind man can perceive it, horrible acting, cheesy EBM soundtrack, abysmal action sequences, excruciatingly slow pacing and meaningless fillers and, the cherry on top, one of the worst anticlimactic endings of all time. And, of course, it has a political message involving communism battling fascism which is mentally deficient. Anyways, I can't keep up the charade. This movie sucked and is nowhere near as good as the first three Nemesis movies but I will say this; it was better than Nemesis 4. So there's a plus. You might get a chuckle out of this one but this is the Hindenburg times infinity. For maniacal and desperate completists at the very best.

In my opinion this film is for the hardcore fans of the franchise only and even for the hardcore fan it might test their patience. I enjoyed seeing Sue Price make a brief appearance. I enjoyed the music. I enjoyed seeing this director's take on the Nebula, it was kind of Tron like, I dug the effects. It was also nice to see the twins given an homage even though they don't look that close to the originals. This film made me think that a super fan of the franchise made it. I felt the same way after seeing Phantasm Ravager. At the end of the day I'm glad I saw it. Whether people think it was good bad or ugly I hope the franchise continues.